Make sure you're actually correcting someone's grammar and not fucking it up more than it was before.


Oscar Wilde Quotes pt. 1

OC by wavydonmorgs

1. Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them more.

2. Fashion is a form of ugliness so intolerable that we must alter it every 6 months.

3. I am not young enough to know everything.

4. I think that God, in creating man, somewhat overestimated his ability.

5. The only thing worse than being talked about is not being talked about.

6. I have accepted that I am most probably going to hell, but that's fine, as all my friends will already be there.

7. My own business always bores me to death; I prefer other people's.

You do realize there was nothing wrong with his version of the quotes, right? The quotes are oral and have been written down, if he uses semicolon or full stop doesn't really matter. He didn't fuck it up. You just wanted to correct someone to feel superior. Douche bag.

You do realize there was nothing wrong with his version of the quotes, right? The quotes are oral and have been written down. It doesn't really matter if he uses a semicolon, or a full-stop; He didn't fuck it up. You just wanted to correct someone to feel superior. Douche bag.

There, corrected your grammar too. Idiots will always try to defend their own kind.

Another thing is that they are not just oral quotes; that is, unless you're the illiterate fuck who only watched the movies. On another note, correct grammar is correct grammar, and it's not a quote unless you actually QUOTE them. Diction has grammar; it's called INFLECTION and INTONATION.

I'm also well aware that I'm an asshole, but not without reason, so stop trolling ass-hat.

What's a reason for being an asshole? "Teacher! I am a prick, but i've got an excuse letter from my mother, so it's ok!"

WTF?

I had no spelling errors. You're also wrong on the quote thing. I also think you need help. You're self pretentious, and you think you're entitled to be taller than everyone else. Sincerely, Mr. GoFuckYourSelf.

Just to point it out to the folks at home:

"The quotes are oral and have been written down, if he uses semicolon or full stop doesn't really matter."

How does that sound right to anyone?

You had no spelling errors, but you had grammar errors abound. Misplaced modifiers are a bitch.

Another thing, I know I'm an asshole, and I know my grammar.

Point out the grammar errors then.

Meaning, to avoid a run-on sentence, you should write it like this:

The quotes are oral and have been written down. It doesn't really matter if he uses a semicolon, or a full stop.

or, to preserve the sentence flow, you could write it like this:

The quotes are oral and have been written down; therefore, it doesn't really matter if he uses a semicolon.

You're just saying i could've written a better sentence. It's not an error.

It is a grammar error. You forgot to add a comma to show that you had a misplaced modifier. not only that, but the sentence still makes no sense. Did you even read your own sentence? tell me if it sounds right to you after reading the re-written ones.

There's no error.

You forgot capital letters after full stop twice in your sentence by the way.

Oh, and you forgot to capitalize your "I" in comment #35.

You're clearly the one with the narcissus complex if you don't realize that what you wrote was incorrect.

I realized that, and I could've figured that you'd pick up on that.

"...if he uses semicolon or full stop doesn't really matter."

How do you not see this shit?

There's nothing to see.

You're clearly retarded. If you won't admit that you made the mistake, then there's nothing I can do.

You obviously think that you don't need the help, so I'll just leave you to that. Good luck finishing high school with your sub-par mastery over the English language.

I don't need the help. If you have problems reading my sentence, then i don't think you master the English language. Hypothetically speaking, if i was wrong, would i be mentally retarded for making a grammatical error? Man you lack grasp of reality.

I love how you throw everything monstrously out of proportion, whilst also making a whole new slew of syntax errors.

At this point, I can't tell if you're just trolling, or if you've gone full-blown retard. I corrected your sentence... big deal. No need to get all butt-hurt over it.