Always

MFW their family starts arguing

>At this kids house I just met a couple days prior.
>Chillin in his room, playing vidya games
>Out of nowhere he shouts "MOM. HEY MOM YOU FUCKER, RICKY'S (me) HUNGRY"!
>She storms in his room 20 seconds later, giving me the death stare and in a very low and angry tone says "what would you like your highness"?
>ask her for the phone so I could call my mom to pick me up

Never saw that kid again. His mom probably drowned him in the bathtub.

mfw that entire ordeal

How I act when I've been at my friends house for the first time for 30 minutes.

>At friends house for the first time
>Staying the night
>Right before we go to bed he looks me in the eye all serious and says "DONT EAT THE PANCAKES MY STEPMOTHER MAKES."
> I ask why
>Replies "TRUST ME."
>Morning comes
>Stepmother makes breakfast
>Pancakes come out
>Look normal
>Friend looks me in the eye and shakes his head and mouths "DONT EAT THEM."
>Eats the pancakes
>Not that bad
>Two hours later stomach feels like complete shit and I have butthurt diarrhea and friend is laughing at me
>Hfw he dropped me off at my house

And when their family starts to argue

When you're over at a friend's house and they get into an argument with their parents.

when your friend's parents are serving food you hate

>Be 15 year old me
>Going to someone's house for the first time
>They have all this fragile shit around the house
>Keep reminding myself not to touch anything as friend shows me around the house
>Pretty soon she leaves to use the restroom and I'm left alone in her dining room
>Hear awkward sex noise coming from kitchen
>Moaning
>Go to investigate
>Parent's are having anal sex on the fucking counter
>Back up slowly, trying not to make noise
>Knock over a fucking vase
>Makes the fucking loudest sound ever
>Like a motherfucking boulder being smashed through a glass window
>Parents scream in terror and run out to see what happened
>MFW

>When your friend tells their parents that you're hungry

yfw you meet there lil bro/sis

The Next few times....

When you gain confidence.

The first time..

I visit someones house.

The first time I went to mate's house I instantly showed the lowest rated content in the NSFW section.


It just so happens it was a horse shitting into a man's mouth.

MFW when his parents start fighting. I just kind of shrink away and stare at the tv or whatever I'm eating or something. Fucking.. awkward...

Yeah he seems harmless and shy, but turn your back for 2 seconds and he's after your secret formula