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Facebook(8). Greatest facebook birthday message ever devised.. ornamented en a phoen, I I need yea h pay attention, yea may think its your Birthday buta an assu

Greatest facebook birthday message ever devised.

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I I need yea h pay attention, yea may think its your Birthday buta an
assure yea. . .it is net. At this very moment 5 SWAT teams are surrounding
your home and are preparing h lake yea in, I need yea m exit eat of the
back deer and hop the nearest Fence and I need yea h do it new. You have
about 23 decends befire your front deer is blewn h pieces and your
perimeter breached, yea cannot be in your house when this happens. 2 blocks
away I hid an unleaded Ali Magnum, the mest powerful handgun in the werld,
along wih a packet of sherbet Semens. . .yeu will mew what h . If they lake
yea in, the game is ever and yea will never mew the truth, If yea run new, I
an shew yea the way. The real way. The truth, Aho are you? You may ask.
I am nobody, I am ananymous and it must remain that way until we meet,
Tour family will be safe as long as they Feller the direct orders from the
authorities', if they do net. . "tell, . .here is no time Fer time ' . You have
m understand that time is of the essence and only yea an dictate the path
your futue lakes yea. You may choose h stray, and I cannot step yea, but if
yea do mew this, . .yeu will be living a lie. The whale 'Birthday' stery is a cheap
trick, yea were never born, A may haught, I mew, but yea have m
understand, Go new, while yea still have what little time yea were given, And
uh, . .Happy Birthday, if hat' s what they call it,
If that didn' t convince yea, below is a visual approximation of your 'birth', ..
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User avatar #1 - makedonski (06/08/2012) [-]
Stupid.
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