**claydwaggy rolls 98** I FUCKING HATE YOU, YOU STINKING PILE OF SHITTY WASTED FLESH, GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY SIGHT AND NEVER COME BACK!

**xxdigitalxx rolls 47** I have aids.

**androiddxx rolls 32** Will you marry me?

**troflmao rolls 25** Out of all the people i've dated, you are better than the worst one

**pandadiablo rolls 77** Can I please jack off in your face?

good job bro, i shall post pics in a minute to show i went though with it!

OP's girlfriend is his hand.

*Her response.

OP MUST DELIVER

WELL THANK YOU VERY MUCH PANDADIABLO

Alright, I've got to call bull on this. I think you told her about this beforehand and then deleted the messages. She is your girlfriend right? So you should have more messages than just those two in your chatlog. Though, what can I do to prove otherwise? Also, just for the fact that it seems real, thumb for you sir.

nah just didn't want funnyjunk reading my private convos haha!

That's understandable. Now I feel like a douche.

don't feel like a douche, here's a cute gif to cheer you up

Why thank you.

Too bad you didn't ask us to tell you what to DO to your girlfriend. :/

Hooray - OP actually delivered!

(tell us if she says anything else)

i'm a faithful OP, i'm pretty sure if we print screened all this we could possibly get homepage for the fact you gained me rights to jack off in her face!♥

way ahead of u

if it makes homepage you better inform me!:-(

thumb for delivering

yup

**thenoblescout rolls 95** Hello Cutiepie!

**tastyfreddy rolls 51** "Hi Sweetie"

**blarde rolls 95** I love you more than I love cock in the ass... And that's a lot.

**skuser rolls 42** Bend over, I'm going in dry

holy shit, i slightly wish you had rolled dubs as this is a slight joke between us mainly referring to this picture -> http://cdn.memegenerator.net/instances/400x/18640641.jpg

You can add a picture with your comment, just saying...

i know i just couldn't be bothered saving it, getting the link was quicker!

**zombieloan rolls 76**