**claydwaggy rolls 98** I ******* HATE YOU, YOU STINKING PILE OF ****** WASTED FLESH, GET THE **** OUT OF MY SIGHT AND NEVER COME BACK!

**xxdigitalxx rolls 47** I have aids.

**androiddxx rolls 32** Will you marry me?

**troflmao rolls 25** Out of all the people i've dated, you are better than the worst one

**pandadiablo rolls 77** Can I please jack off in your face?

good job bro, i shall post pics in a minute to show i went though with it!

*Her response.

OP MUST DELIVER

WELL THANK YOU VERY MUCH PANDADIABLO

nah just didn't want funnyjunk reading my private convos haha!

don't feel like a douche, here's a cute gif to cheer you up

Too bad you didn't ask us to tell you what to DO to your girlfriend. :/

Hooray - OP actually delivered!

(tell us if she says anything else)

i'm a faithful OP, i'm pretty sure if we print screened all this we could possibly get homepage for the fact you gained me rights to jack off in her face!♥

way ahead of u

if it makes homepage you better inform me!:-(

thumb for delivering

yup

**thenoblescout rolls 95** Hello Cutiepie!

**tastyfreddy rolls 51** "Hi Sweetie"

**blarde rolls 95** I love you more than I love cock in the *** ... And that's a lot.

**skuser rolls 42** Bend over, I'm going in dry

holy **** , i slightly wish you had rolled dubs as this is a slight joke between us mainly referring to this picture -> http://cdn.memegenerator.net/instances/400x/18640641.jpg

You can add a picture with your comment, just saying...

i know i just couldn't be bothered saving it, getting the link was quicker!

**zombieloan rolls 76**