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Strange laws (part 2). dont be a scrub. STRANGE LAWS In New Jersey, It is illegal to wear a vest while committing a murder. MURDER In New Jersey, You cannot pum

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STRANGE LAWS
In New Jersey, It is illegal to wear a
vest while committing a
murder.
MURDER
In New Jersey, You cannot pump your
own gas.
In New Jersey, You may not slurp
your soup.
In Bernards, New Jersey, It is illegal to
frown as the town is a “
Town Zone".
In Texas, is illegal to take more than
three sips of beer at a time while
standing.
In Texas, Up to a felony charge can be
levied for promoting the use of, or owning
more than six dildos.
In Texas, is illegal to milk another
person' s cow.
on Baby.
I milking you! ~
In Texas, A recently passed
anticrist law requires criminals to
give their victims 24 hours notice,
either orally or in writing, and to
explain the nature of the crime to
be committed.
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runny
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User avatar #120 - nikolaevna
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In Oklahoma it's illegal to hunt whales. Oklahoma doesn't even have the sea as a border.
#516 to #120 - lookatmyhouseofwax
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#517 to #120 - LilBigRandom **User deleted account**
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User avatar #122 to #120 - gidvid
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Lets just hope your mom doesnt visit Oklahoma.
#324 to #122 - natedimes
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#403 to #122 - jebuss
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#476 to #122 - nottabrony
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#322 to #122 - inboundpotato
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#513 to #122 - aaadddmmmiiinnn
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#519 to #122 - auesis
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Oh my god, that's brilliant.
Oh my god, that's brilliant.
#524 to #122 - walkingdisaster
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#521 to #122 - iananaster
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#332 to #122 - nikolaevna
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#458 to #122 - roflmaox
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He just said it's illegal to hunt whales...so his mom has nothing to worry about...
User avatar #511 to #458 - aaadddmmmiiinnn
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are you ******* serious?
#527 to #511 - roflmaox
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All the butthurt...If it's illegal to hunt whales, and his mom is a whale, it's illegal to hunt his mom. So she has nothing to worry about.
User avatar #459 to #458 - newmainman
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...........you don't really get the joke do you?
#512 to #458 - herpederpa
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"I'm 12 and I don't get the joke".
#528 to #512 - roflmaox
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If it's illegal to hunt whales, and his mom is a whale, it's illegal to hunt his mom. So she has nothing to worry about.
User avatar #1 - ButtonFly
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In New York the penalty for jumping off a building is death.
Granted, I think that law is genius.
User avatar #191 to #1 - odonnell
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Its also illegal to cross the road when not at a cross-walk.

I got fined there when on holiday. ******* ******** holiday ever (Taking into fact that a seagull crashed into the plane delaying our flight by a day, and everyone on the streets are ******* assholes).
User avatar #228 to #191 - ButtonFly
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That's illegal pretty much everywhere though and the law makes sense. The thing is people just ignore it. I haven't heard of anyone actually get fined for it though. I always thought it was a law that had no real punishment. That cop must've been having a really slow day.
User avatar #360 to #1 - meganinja
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any building? even like a small house? Or just skyscrapers that are basically certain to kill you?
User avatar #378 to #360 - ButtonFly
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Skyscrapers that will definitely kill you but if by some miracle you survive, New York under law has to put you to death.
Not that it'd matter anyway, if one is jumping off a building, I'd imagine that they were looking to die anyway so it's win-win situation for everyone.
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User avatar #175 to #1 - playfaire
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But, what if you're basejumping?
User avatar #229 to #175 - ButtonFly
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There isn't really anything like that in New York. The closest we've got is the parachute jump in Coney Island but that's been closed for years now.
User avatar #231 to #229 - playfaire
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I see. But i think there was a guy back in the 90's whom jumped of the world tradecenter or something. People should jump of bulings more often!
User avatar #134 to #1 - Dincorta
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It would be a shame if you jumped, realised in mid-air that you did not want to die after all, miraculously survived the fall, and got put to death for jumping.

aw man.
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#156 to #152 - masseffectrules
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Yeah okay buddy. whatever you say. Geeze some people are just potato.
User avatar #304 to #156 - thereactionfolder
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I think he was joking guys.
User avatar #329 to #152 - admiralen
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your sentence will probably be prolonged since you committed two crimes in one
#80 - jilliebean
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Aw, OP. You must be heartbroken.
#146 - fentom
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#77 - spyderbro
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And they said I would never have a use for this picture...
#7 - xxbrunostxx
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'MERICA!
User avatar #52 to #7 - severepwner
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Someplaces in Europe make it illegal to masturbate, punishable by death. You can go **** yourself.
#111 to #52 - anserine
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can't*
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#8 to #7 - khezuwelp
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User avatar #11 to #8 - Livelett
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Poor poor scooters.
#169 - doctorfailkins
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>MFW op had to search for dildos on google images
User avatar #85 - bangboom
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In Texas if two trains come to an impass neither ca move until the other one has. I love Texas but we have some stupid ass laws. Like in Abilene its illegal to shoot a buffalo from a 2nd story window of a hotel. WTF.
User avatar #87 to #85 - shnoople
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Its still a felony to carry wiecutters in your pocket, and you can still hang someone for stealing cattle.
User avatar #88 to #87 - bangboom
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You are correct, my friend.
User avatar #288 - fizzor
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Alabama: you're allowed to drive the wrong way of a one-way street, if there's a lantern on the front side of your car.
Alaska: Giving booze to an elk is considered as a crime.
Arizona: Hunting camels is forbidden.
Arkansas: Trying to catch an alligator that's on a bathtub is forbidden.
California: Women are forbidden to drive in bathrobes.
Colorado:Borrowing a vacuum cleaner to your neighbour is forbidden.
Connecticut: So that a pickle can be officially called a pickle, it must bounce from the ground when dropped.
Delaware: Whispering inside a church is forbidden.
Hawaii: You can be charged with a fine for not owning a boat.
Idaho: Fishing while riding a camel is forbidden.
Illinois: Taking a piss in your neighbour's mouth is forbidden.
Indiana: Liquor stores are not allowed to sell milk.
Maine: Stepping out of a airplane while it's flying is forbidden.
Maryland: Giving/receiving oral sex is forbidden, no matter the place.
Minnesota: Eating a hamburger on Sundays is forbidden.
And the last and my personal favorite Texas: Shooting a buffalo from the second store of a hotel is forbidden. There's many more, but I can only handle so much writing.
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User avatar #293 to #288 - jafkdb
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You should have made a comp and got a bunch of thumbs.
User avatar #299 to #293 - fizzor
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Nah, this minehole dude is already doing that kinda comp, would be unfair of me doing the same and trying to fish for the thumbs he's getting. Nah, I'm good with spreading some more of the strange laws through the comment section. :)
User avatar #363 to #288 - meganinja
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In Virginia you are legally allowed to beat your wife with a stick the thickness of your thumb on Sundays either on Church steps or courthouse steps, i can't remember which one. It's also illegal to tickle females.
#391 to #363 - fizzor
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Seriously :| Is there a point for these laws? People are REALLY that stupid to do these things, so that they have to be forbidden by the law? What a bunch of ***********.
Seriously :| Is there a point for these laws? People are REALLY that stupid to do these things, so that they have to be forbidden by the law? What a bunch of ***********.
#314 to #288 - heroicvenom
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honestly who would do any of this in the first place?

except the maryland one, thats just sex to some degree.
User avatar #350 to #314 - fizzor
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Btw, that picture is awesome. What show is it from?
#395 to #350 - heroicvenom
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i have no idea, i was just looking for reaction pics and this one seems like a cool pic to have
User avatar #400 to #395 - fizzor
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Goddamn.
#317 to #288 - rogermannen
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YES, punish the person that jumps out of a plane in flight. That will teach him/her!

Pic totally related
#323 to #317 - fizzor
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I know right? Who would shoot buffalos from their hotel room at the second floor? Other then some crazy guy like the nazi fellow shooting jews with his sniper rifle in Schindler's List.
I know right? Who would shoot buffalos from their hotel room at the second floor? Other then some crazy guy like the nazi fellow shooting jews with his sniper rifle in Schindler's List.