Strange laws (part 2). dont be a scrub. STRANGE LAWS In New Jersey, It is illegal to wear a vest while committing a murder. MURDER In New Jersey, You cannot pum no tags here
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Strange laws (part 2)

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STRANGE LAWS
In New Jersey, It is illegal to wear a
vest while committing a
murder.
MURDER
In New Jersey, You cannot pump your
own gas.
In New Jersey, You may not slurp
your soup.
In Bernards, New Jersey, It is illegal to
frown as the town is a “
Town Zone".
In Texas, is illegal to take more than
three sips of beer at a time while
standing.
In Texas, Up to a felony charge can be
levied for promoting the use of, or owning
more than six dildos.
In Texas, is illegal to milk another
person' s cow.
on Baby.
I milking you! ~
In Texas, A recently passed
anticrist law requires criminals to
give their victims 24 hours notice,
either orally or in writing, and to
explain the nature of the crime to
be committed.
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User avatar #120 - nikolaevna (06/08/2012) [+] (19 replies)
In Oklahoma it's illegal to hunt whales. Oklahoma doesn't even have the sea as a border.
User avatar #122 to #120 - gidvid (06/08/2012) [-]
Lets just hope your mom doesnt visit Oklahoma.
User avatar #1 - ButtonFly ONLINE (06/07/2012) [+] (9 replies)
In New York the penalty for jumping off a building is death.
Granted, I think that law is genius.
+80
#152 - dodihamad **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [+] (3 replies)
#80 - jilliebean (06/08/2012) [+] (1 reply)
Aw, OP. You must be heartbroken.
#77 - spyderbro (06/08/2012) [-]
And they said I would never have a use for this picture...
#7 - xxbrunostxx (06/07/2012) [+] (5 replies)
'MERICA!
#169 - doctorfailkins (06/08/2012) [-]
>MFW op had to search for dildos on google images
User avatar #85 - bangboom (06/08/2012) [+] (2 replies)
In Texas if two trains come to an impass neither ca move until the other one has. I love Texas but we have some stupid ass laws. Like in Abilene its illegal to shoot a buffalo from a 2nd story window of a hotel. WTF.
User avatar #288 - fizzor (06/08/2012) [+] (13 replies)
Alabama: you're allowed to drive the wrong way of a one-way street, if there's a lantern on the front side of your car.
Alaska: Giving booze to an elk is considered as a crime.
Arizona: Hunting camels is forbidden.
Arkansas: Trying to catch an alligator that's on a bathtub is forbidden.
California: Women are forbidden to drive in bathrobes.
Colorado:Borrowing a vacuum cleaner to your neighbour is forbidden.
Connecticut: So that a pickle can be officially called a pickle, it must bounce from the ground when dropped.
Delaware: Whispering inside a church is forbidden.
Hawaii: You can be charged with a fine for not owning a boat.
Idaho: Fishing while riding a camel is forbidden.
Illinois: Taking a piss in your neighbour's mouth is forbidden.
Indiana: Liquor stores are not allowed to sell milk.
Maine: Stepping out of a airplane while it's flying is forbidden.
Maryland: Giving/receiving oral sex is forbidden, no matter the place.
Minnesota: Eating a hamburger on Sundays is forbidden.
And the last and my personal favorite Texas: Shooting a buffalo from the second store of a hotel is forbidden. There's many more, but I can only handle so much writing.
#193 - tobiaswhelan (06/08/2012) [+] (4 replies)
Meanwhile in Texas.
Meanwhile in Texas.
#138 - antagonizer (06/08/2012) [-]
*******					 'merica
******* 'merica
#37 - couragewolf ONLINE (06/08/2012) [+] (1 reply)
just to mess with texans, someone should drive through it with a car covered in dildos
#86 - shfiftyfive (06/08/2012) [-]
its a jersey thing
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#410 - neverrollsdubs (06/08/2012) [+] (2 replies)
MFW i'm from Texas and none of these laws are true or at least followed, and none of this content is funny at all whatsoever, yet comps always get thumbed up.
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User avatar #89 - tangiers (06/08/2012) [+] (2 replies)
Actually, the whole not allowed to pump your own gas means that they have to hire people to do it, improving unemployment.
#437 - notkontaizumi (06/08/2012) [-]
Look who's calling
Look who's calling
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