Become a tree. 1. Kill and incinerate yourself. 2. Grow weed from your ashes. 3. Smoke that ! 4. ??? 5. PROFIT!. This biodegradable Urn contains fl' tree seed t
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Become a tree

1. Kill and incinerate yourself.
2. Grow weed from your ashes.
3. Smoke that **** !
4. ???
5. PROFIT!

This biodegradable Urn contains fl' tree seed
that gets its nutrients from your ashes
I in
You can become a Tree when you die!
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Submitted: 06/07/2012
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#3 - Bohya (06/07/2012) [+] (4 replies)
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#36 - rockmanneos (06/08/2012) [+] (4 replies)
When I die, I want to be cremated and have my ashes jettisoned into space where they will eventually join a bunch of other space dust that will, by the law of Gravitational Attraction, become a planet.
After billions and billions of years, the DNA within my remains will eventually give rise to a new form of life, and populate the planet I helped create In this way, my essence will be within everything and everyone on the planet. By definition, I will be a god to this planet.
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#122 - jakols (06/08/2012) [-]
Old Man Hipster tree, became a tree before it was cool
User avatar #9 - rainbronydash (06/07/2012) [+] (1 reply)
fluttershy will love this.
#78 - epicwafflez (06/08/2012) [-]
Fluttershy approves
#124 - rousefj (06/08/2012) [+] (1 reply)
becoming a tree? nice
#159 - biomedic (06/08/2012) [+] (2 replies)
<MFW I'm be shocked I became a tree
#37 - anonymous (06/08/2012) [-]
#117 - whateverdude (06/08/2012) [-]
Growing weed from your ashes,   
   
the best chance for ugly guys to get blowed...
Growing weed from your ashes,

the best chance for ugly guys to get blowed...
User avatar #196 - ashpsycho (06/08/2012) [+] (3 replies)
Doesn't this mean by technical term you live forever?
I mean:
1. You Die
2. You Become Tree
3. You live for approx 300+ years.
4. You will bear a flower or fruit of some sort
5. They contain seeds
6. They are part of YOU
7. They spread
8. You are more Trees.
DEATHHACK.
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#163 to #156 - mmajunkie ONLINE (06/08/2012) [-]
>Copy Dane Cook's joke
>Pretend to be funny
>fail
>red thumbs
#130 - ichbinlegion **User deleted account** (06/08/2012) [-]
Awesome!
#106 - wiljones (06/08/2012) [+] (1 reply)
can we pick the seed cause i want to be a ************* redwood those things are ******* immortal
#89 - imadethistofap (06/08/2012) [+] (2 replies)
what happens when the tree dies?
#90 to #89 - spycheckingpyro (06/08/2012) [-]
you get cut down and made into a book.
#74 - sninjaman (06/08/2012) [-]
I'd like to be a tree
#10 - pretzelz (06/07/2012) [-]
ya-
ya-
#202 - rangerofthesea (06/08/2012) [-]
fluttershy is pleased
#81 - anonymous (06/08/2012) [+] (2 replies)
I am actually crying right now. From a very young age i knew i wanted to be a tree in my next life. Thank you OP, a thousand times, thank you.
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