Scumbag Japan

#268 to #37 - theoriginalzombie (06/08/2012) [-]

Well, I for one am thankful** waste** is censored. I may have avoided that whole 2 girls 1 cup debacle

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#302 to #268 - GainesWorthy (06/08/2012) [-]

Seeing two people misspell waist...

Today is a sad day...

#307 to #302 - theoriginalzombie (06/09/2012) [-]

Obviously mine was a stab at his comment. Did you miss the asterisks?

#316 to #307 - GainesWorthy (06/09/2012) [-]

Oh that means everything's better. Learn to write proper sarcasm.

#317 to #316 - theoriginalzombie (06/09/2012) [-]

So the mention of two girls one cup did nothing for you? Where the girls eat excrement (or in other words WASTE) you're a blithering idiot

#318 to #317 - GainesWorthy (06/09/2012) [-]

It's okay, calm down. You just didn't do it right.

#319 to #318 - theoriginalzombie (06/09/2012) [-]

Can you please run and get your tard guard? I can't seem to communicate with you directly

#320 to #319 - GainesWorthy (06/09/2012) [-]

I can't wait for you to go to high school.

It helps when you type out your point, not misuse asterisks. Try the italics you fucking moron.

#321 to #320 - theoriginalzombie (06/10/2012) [-]

Shh, go put on your special badge Dooby and replace your sarcasm detection chip

#322 to #321 - GainesWorthy (06/10/2012) [-]

Sarcasm is a tone. To write tones you use italics or you use several analogies. Your analogy was garbage. Please continue... You're making an idiot out of yourself.

Get off your high-horse you're wrong.

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#323 to #319 - N. Korean citizen (06/10/2012) [-]

He is making perfect sense? Lol dude you're fuckin stupid as shit. Get owned faggot.

#324 to #323 - theoriginalzombie (06/10/2012) [-]

Please stop replying to me GainesWorthy!

#329 to #324 - GainesWorthy (06/10/2012) [-]

Here is a notification, since you don't get notifications under anon posts.
funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/3770259/Scumbag+Japan/327#327

#325 to #324 - GainesWorthy (06/10/2012) [-]

Oh that was obviously me. Forget the fact that someone could actually disagree with you...

#326 to #325 - N. Korean citizen (06/10/2012) [-]

nice same ip address ;)

#327 to #326 - GainesWorthy (06/10/2012) [-]

Nope. Tell me how you came up with that? What the old fashion troll "Hide all"? Or are you just blow smoke up you own ass. Pathetic. It was actually a friend from facebook. Good try bro.

Enjoy when I mass message this thread and everyone can laugh at how stupid you look.

#328 to #327 - theoriginalzombie (06/10/2012) [-]

LMFAO, am I supposed to be scared of your facebook army? What a faggot

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#330 to #328 - snrjohnston (06/10/2012) [-]

I think he meant mass message to his funnyjunk friends. Appreciate the laugh Gaines.

#331 to #330 - GainesWorthy (06/10/2012) [-]

No problem bro. Laughing at idiots is fun.

#332 to #331 - snrjohnston (06/10/2012) [-]

At the end of the day he has all the red thumbs. What a fucking faggot.

#333 to #332 - theoriginalzombie (06/10/2012) [-]

Lol cause I didn't call on my personal army? I don't give a shit about imaginary thumbs I just like pissin' off fags like Gaines

#336 to #333 - snrjohnston (06/10/2012) [-]

By the way I am laughing incredibly hard how you got another account to thumb your comments back. Clearly you do have an issue with thumbs. Dear lord you are cancer. Good bye.

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#337 to #336 - theoriginalzombie (06/10/2012) [-]

Oh, you mean kinda like how he decided to order his facebook troops to thumb me down? The hypocrisy is mind boggling

#334 to #333 - snrjohnston (06/10/2012) [-]

Dude you just look stupid. You weren't pissing him off, me off, or anyone else. You just made yourself look like an idiot. What is you're problem? 0/10. Worst troll attempt I've seen in a while.

Enjoy your night sir.

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#338 to #334 - GainesWorthy (06/10/2012) [-]

HAHAHAH He is soo butt hurt. Look at his replies. He blocked both of us. I messaged my friend laughing at this dude. While we were discussing how immatue fj has gotten. He is proving it. What a butt hurt nigger.

I don't need a personal army, I was just showing everyone what a retard is. I don't need thumbs. But he clealy did, he made an account to thumb himself, lol.

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#335 to #334 - theoriginalzombie (06/10/2012) [-]

Really? He sounds hot and bothered to me ;) siccing the dogs of hades upon my poor thumb count

My job here is done, enjoy your night as well sir

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#12 - sircool (06/07/2012) [+] (1 reply)

why censor porn? it's the very point of porn to have it not censored!

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#28 to #12 - pottmolch (06/07/2012) [-]

it's a JAPANESE law
that should explain everything

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#4 - downwiththesicknes (06/07/2012) [+] (1 reply)

**downwiththesicknes rolled a random image posted in comment #5156192 at FJ Pony Thread ** mfw hentai

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#64 to #4 - critique (06/08/2012) [-]

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#24 - zacyzacy (06/07/2012) [+] (1 reply)

has coolest history and most advanced technology

remembered for cartoons, and kinky porn

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#51 to #24 - thebritishguy (06/08/2012) [-]

and weird ass shit

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#69 - AngryRedMidget (06/08/2012) [+] (14 replies)

I have never found an Oriental attractive, so have fun with that.

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#75 to #69 - tonybony (06/08/2012) [-]

Either that's milk or she had the most insane creampie in the history of mankind, and since it's Japan I'm leaning towards creampie.

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#82 to #75 - bleeduntildeath ONLINE (06/08/2012) [-]

hostess, now THAT'S the stuff

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#91 to #75 - N. Korean citizen (06/08/2012) [-]

enema

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#92 to #69 - fuperbooper (06/08/2012) [-]

TURBO BOOST!

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#96 to #69 - Mawxter (06/08/2012) [-]

.... at least she remembered to wear her sneakers.

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#79 to #69 - vatra ONLINE (06/08/2012) [-]

You know, this pretty much covers the essence of Japanese Porn, Your first reaction is always how humorous it is due to its absurdity, then you start to think about it and you are faced with a conundrum: masturbate, or throw-up.

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#103 to #79 - raidenthewolf (06/08/2012) [-]

Japan's answer to said conundrum would be "both"

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#105 to #103 - vatra ONLINE (06/08/2012) [-]

Crap... I hadn't even considered that...

#110 to #69 - N. Korean citizen (06/08/2012) [-]

SOURCE PLIS!

#99 to #69 - jamesisawesome (06/08/2012) [-]

I've been watching that for about 5 minutes and I still don't know what is going on.

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#90 to #69 - sierramistfourteen (06/08/2012) [-]

Well, the asians in porn are quite ugly... look in a different direction, like Kpop

#95 to #90 - N. Korean citizen (06/08/2012) [-]

yeah...all dat surgery

#97 to #95 - sierramistfourteen (06/08/2012) [-]

actually no, they aren't plastic

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#139 - N. Korean citizen (06/08/2012) [+] (2 replies)

what I've learned from Japanese porn/hentai:
>no girl ever wants sex
>no matter how many times a girl says no, she'll change her mind once the fucking starts
>when a girl is about to orgasm: she will go into a VERY lengthy speech about how great she feels
>If you so much as accidentally brush up against her boob, a girl will burst out in orgasmic screams
>all guys have the endurance of the energizer bunny
>a guy can cum as many times as necessary
>all guys literally cum GALLONS
>when multiple guys are banging a girl, the guys will always cum in unison. ALWAYS. No exceptions.

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#145 to #139 - Omnomnomynous (06/08/2012) [-]

>all guys have the endurance of the energizer bunny I fucking lost it.

#158 to #145 - ginrummy (06/08/2012) [-]

>they make every bit of their 2 inches count
As a testament to the screaming orgasms, I have Maria Ozawa as my alarm and I wake up every morning with a hard on.

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#248 - tuesdayscoming (06/08/2012) [+] (1 reply)

But they make damn good banana commercials

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#261 to #248 - Anononom (06/08/2012) [-]

They had a big poster of that guy over the bananas at a grocery store in Japan.

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#20 - Varth (06/07/2012) [+] (5 replies)

Honestly some of the shit they make should be censored. Cockroaches/octopi don't mix with vaginas.

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#36 to #20 - lookatmyhouseofwax (06/07/2012) [-]

It's kinda funny how in porn, they censore the penis, but not the girl's nipples

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#35 to #20 - barbwirepain (06/07/2012) [-]

that's actually the reason they show that shit is the censorship laws, they can't show penis penetration (without blurring it) so they use other things

#48 to #20 - N. Korean citizen (06/08/2012) [-]

**anonymous rolled a random image posted in comment #9 at Eggman y u do dis? ** ...cockroaches?

#22 to #20 - Spikeydeath (06/07/2012) [-]

well now i need to vomit..thanks jerk

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#25 to #20 - DrBobsPatient (06/07/2012) [-]

pics or it didn't happen...

please don't

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#27 - hydromatic (06/07/2012) [+] (8 replies)

They "censoresed it.

That seems right.

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#29 to #27 - N. Korean citizen (06/07/2012) [-]

You get a thumb cause Toby.

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#34 to #31 - GainesWorthy (06/07/2012) [-]

*censored

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#184 to #156 - GainesWorthy (06/08/2012) [-]

Well, no.

It's hard to type sarcasm. You have to learn how to write it.. You did it poorly.

#240 to #184 - knightmrku (06/08/2012) [-]

So you're telling me I typed sencorered and people actually thought I was that retarded?

#244 to #240 - GainesWorthy (06/08/2012) [-]

Well, sadly, yes.

Welcome to this need thing called typing. You have to use words OR FUCKING CAPSLOCK, to express your tone/mood.

#245 to #244 - GainesWorthy (06/08/2012) [-]

*Welcome to this thing

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#1 - retrochris (06/07/2012) [+] (1 reply)

..... maybe they are not only cencoring dicks n stuff, what if they chose a different display detail to hide the true porn?

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#3 to #1 - Itsbenn (06/07/2012) [-]

this intrigues me

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#94 - fuperbooper (06/08/2012) [-]

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#89 - bitchezbcray ONLINE (06/08/2012) [+] (1 reply)

Japan, you so crazy.

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#106 to #89 - gyptice (06/08/2012) [-]

diarrhea is some serious shit...get it?

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#112 - jellolicker (06/08/2012) [-]

Has 9 words to spell.

Fails

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#16 - ominouswind (06/07/2012) [+] (1 reply)

**ominouswind rolled a random image posted in comment #249 at caption ** What they also censor.

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#55 to #16 - camthepedobear ONLINE (06/08/2012) [-]

I posted there!

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#292 - butsecks (06/08/2012) [+] (1 reply)

usually because if it's considered forbidden people find it more kinky.

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#295 to #292 - thechosentroll (06/08/2012) [-]

I find your username very appropriate.

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#197 - quentinzip (06/08/2012) [+] (8 replies)

#250 to #197 - soldiernerd (06/08/2012) [-]

i fuckning love kissxsis

#238 to #197 - Asdflvr (06/08/2012) [-]

WHAT THE FUCK! I never fucking saw that episode >.< GOD DAMMIT now I have to rewatch the entire series! (lucky~)

#299 to #238 - llamawish (06/08/2012) [-]

It was in the OVA not the main series. That's why you would have missed it.

#236 to #197 - lumpyruthafurd (06/08/2012) [-]

sauce?

#233 to #197 - DrCrumpleBottem ONLINE (06/08/2012) [-]

source?

#234 to #233 - quentinzip (06/08/2012) [-]

KissXsis

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#213 to #197 - trollzorr (06/08/2012) [-]

fap time

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#26 - yofutofu (06/07/2012) [+] (9 replies)

When the British had control of Japan, they introduced censorship laws, now no politician has been daring enough to challenge it because it would ruin their reputation (even though everyone hates it)

#152 to #26 - meganinja (06/08/2012) [-]

umm, when did the British have control of Japan? the only foreign power that's ever occupied Japan in the last 3000 years was the United States. And before that i think the only area of influence in the country was held by the dutch.

#309 to #152 - yofutofu (06/09/2012) [-]

The British controlled Japan through economics, and used lobbying and other forms of corporate power to create/change laws into their favour.

#310 to #309 - meganinja (06/09/2012) [-]

what? I don't really get what you're saying when you say they controlled Japan through economics. Do you have a source?

#311 to #310 - yofutofu (06/09/2012) [-]

shikokuhenrotrail (dot) com/japanhistory/edohistory.html
I think it's around the year 1860ish when it talks about the Americans handing over economic control to Great Britain.

#312 to #311 - meganinja (06/09/2012) [-]

ahh. I never really studied the Edo period, just that trade was opened up in 1853 for the US.

#313 to #312 - meganinja (06/09/2012) [-]

but the way you said it did seem like you were implying that Britain owned the country, instead of just being the main trading partner, like saying that the US has control of Japan today.

#314 to #313 - yofutofu (06/09/2012) [-]

It essentially does, currently the United States is the main imperial power of the world, most of it's trading partners are puppet states. ( Japan, Canada ect )

#315 to #314 - meganinja (06/09/2012) [-]

I thought you meant literal control though, not assumed control.