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#9732 - chicomole (06/15/2012) [-]
Ok deep breaths. I will try to take the advice of snapple and abide by your rules from now on. So to start, this:

Twix don't understand Snickers. More accurately, Snickers don't want to understand Twix. There are little to no instances where dark chocolate Twix attempts to understand another, especially with differing opinions. just because some candy has an opinion contrary to yours doesn't make it untrue, for better or worse.

Dear Skittles , When other candies call us sexually enjoyable for children are they really wrong? A great many of us would fall into that category of sweets. It isn't the whole bag and you feel the need to rectify this. However, using force to make another see your opinion does nothing but push the farther from your point of view.

Dear Snickers, caramel does explain a great many things, and a great manner of secret formulas fill me with sweet goodness, from Wal-Mart to tiny convenient store . But you have no right to try and force me to disregard a dark chocolate faith that I have chosen to follow. I do not follow this white chocolate faith because I Have no choice, but rather because I choose to believe that there is a 273 Calories snickers bar, cheering me on to do the right thing, and succeed to the rest of my abilities.
If something makes someone taste sweet, or makes someone taste bitter, it is never for no reason.Snickers and Twix are like Reese Cups : the Dark chocolate and high in calories ones will grow up and be eaten and the warm and expired ones will thrown away.

Every candy in the world is entitled to the right to be eaten, but the right to be wrong. It is not up to us or anyone else to make decisions to be eaten or not. As talking M&M's once said "Chocolate is a serious thing!"
~sweet edited by chicomole
#9774 to #9732 - idelki (06/15/2012) [-]
[you have acquired item: internets (x1)]
#9778 to #9774 - chicomole (06/15/2012) [-]
I shall add that internet to my collection of internets
#9753 to #9732 - MillionsKnives ONLINE (06/15/2012) [-]
I thought that is what you were doing. I love you.
#9758 to #9753 - chicomole (06/15/2012) [-]
Oh it's been far too long since i last did one my edits, and thanks mill
#9752 to #9732 - Xaftz (06/15/2012) [-]
inb4 luppi
#9755 to #9752 - chicomole (06/15/2012) [-]
What if,
i'm luppi
User avatar #9759 to #9755 - Xaftz (06/15/2012) [-]
you didn't say tl;dr before me
User avatar #9765 to #9759 - chicomole (06/15/2012) [-]
tl:cr
#9744 to #9732 - geegwee (06/15/2012) [-]
I fucking love you, marry me... i mean.... don't severe all of my limbs off?
#9748 to #9744 - chicomole (06/15/2012) [-]
Of course, i do love editing walls of boredom and making them...well....sweet
#9760 to #9748 - geegwee (06/15/2012) [-]
Well you did so in a most efficient manner. Congratulations to you
User avatar #9764 to #9760 - chicomole (06/15/2012) [-]
I do my best and thanks
#9757 to #9748 - Xaftz (06/15/2012) [-]
Here, take this.
User avatar #9762 to #9757 - chicomole (06/15/2012) [-]
Lol thanks
#9741 to #9732 - MatthewsGauss (06/15/2012) [-]
well that was fast
well that was fast
User avatar #9745 to #9741 - chicomole (06/15/2012) [-]
Candy make everything better
#9756 to #9745 - MatthewsGauss (06/15/2012) [-]
cake does too
cake does too
User avatar #9763 to #9756 - chicomole (06/15/2012) [-]
Note to self
do cake next
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