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User avatar #408102 - mattythebeaver ONLINE (12/25/2012) [-]
Shameless copypasta from /a/, but it's funny nonetheless.
>Be 19
>Little sister is 10
>She always sit on my lap
>She bounce and giggle all the time
>Once i got a boner
>She says "I always loved you the most in our family"
>She place her hands on my cheek and looks me deep in the eyes
>"I want to play a game with you big brother"
>"Uh, okay?"
>"Let's play doctor, i want to see that lump in your pants
>It can't be helped, whips out penis
>She starts sucking on it
>She's a bit violent and clumsy
>Suddenly bites too hard
>Start bleeding
>She continues, sucking the blood
>Turns out she's a vampire
>Realize she's trying to kill me because she was born evil
>Cums the hardest beam right in her mouth
>She scream "ONII-CHAN! KISAMA!"
>She blows up
>The the beam continues and makes a hole in the roof
>Parents fall down from second floor
>They see me sitting there, pants on ankle, cum everywhere >"No more chinese cartoons for you, young man!"
#408114 to #408102 - holsety ONLINE (12/25/2012) [-]
....wat
....wat
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#408109 to #408102 - yusay ONLINE (12/25/2012) [-]
Did they kick him out?
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#408106 to #408102 - michin (12/25/2012) [-]
no... more... chinese cartoons
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