okairi
would you like cookies? coffee? tea? or.......me?

uhhh whut?

AND WE START FROM SCRATCH AGAIN.


Of course I would, pertaining to your last question.

It's funny, because I pretty much did the whole "Not even going to talk to the opposite gender" mentality in a relationship I was in a couple weeks ago.

She ended up cheating on me.


Would you go blind or suffer some sort of other aliment for your waifu?

3 7/10 women have come on to me and I have pushed them away for holo.

ok bonus round, think about this one now because if you go this far, I will commend you, but to normal people you would be a psychopath.

Would you slaughter your entire family if it meant that there was a 100% chance to have a happy life with your waifu?

think about it! One by one, killing every body in your house hold.

answer me that.

No.

She would probably hate me if I did that. Hanako might be traumatized, but she isn't a Yandere.

That's where I draw the line, and where I head off to sleep.

See you in the morning, mate.

That defies the preset boundaries, 100% happiness gareteed.
I.E. she wouldn't be mad at slaughtering your entire family. so for me, yes I would do it, if it was a 100% chance. 99%, no, there is still room for error there.

Still wouldn't do it.

well thats the difference between you and I

You called for a metric fuck-ton of purple lines.

It's not the first time. I end up having long, meaningful convorsations with lots of fj'ers so having the thread close and finding a way to repoen it isn't new to me.

It's funny. A long time ago, a meaningful conversation was unheard of in funnyjunk.

Let us talk like dear sirs.

if you consider the entire history of fj I'm pretty new. I came here in early 2010 I think.

ever since then I've had conversations that are not only long, but meaningful.

Really?

Green funnyjunk was good, but filled with dumbasses.

Your fox-girl waifu is not as good as my poor-alcohol-retention waifu.

well fuck you my WOLF-GODDESS waifu is superior and will eat your fucking face.
good god, fox girl... pleae.



oh and when did you go to fj and when did it stop being green?

Bitch plz, it stopped being green around 08. I think.


YOU WILL BURN TO DEATH FROM MY FIERY WAIFU

My waifu steps on the fire and eats your waifu's sorry ass.

My waifu will shrug off the impact. She has survived more.

And then burn your shit.

In wolf form my waifu is over 7 stories high. What ever flame your waifu has will be like stepping on a lit match.

My waifu has backup.

Try living with a seven-story tall disembowelment.

my waifu also has back up. Being a god she natrually knows other gods. other gods natrually work under the most powerful god.

I call in a favor from the great and mighty kami-sama.

Katawa Air support inbound.

This will feel the shit out of your pathetic gods.


((Totally didn't run out of combat-related Hanako pictures.))

our waifu's are cleary evenly matched, so let's test each other instead. what would you do if it meant 100% for sure you would lead a happy life with your waifu?

Totally grammar'd that shit up.


I would loyally devote the rest of my life to a peaceful idyllic marriage, free from the strife that has troubled her for so long.

Would you rather sacrifice yourself, and have your waifu love your memory, or live, and have her forget your existence?

If her life required my sacrifice I would do it.

what about your money? your family? would you throw away all your posestions and exile yourself from all your loved ones?

Depends.

Lilly would definitely come. Perfect little family.

But of course.

next level, Would you abstain from all contact of the opposite gender (not including your close family) if it meant a happy ending with your waifu? even if the 3d women offered you to sleep with them and a full 10/10?
would you abstain?????

I see you are a Katawa Shoujo fan.

I am too a Katawa Shoujo fan.

I'd say most people are.

That's good then.

I suppose you like lily?
I only did hanako's story path.

I started doing lily but I moved, changed computers, and upgraded to windows 8, so in that process it got deleted and I never finished her path.

Nah, I'm more of a Hanabro myself. Lily just has the funniest pictures.

.. honestly though, at hanako's ending she is still pretty messed up, with what I see in the lily story arc hanako became more self sufficient and a functioning person..


plus I thought it was rather fun to get drunk with lilly.



if only there was a route for lily's sister.

Well, there is actually a really, really well-written fan-fic that pretty much got the canon seal of approval from the devs, called "Sisterhood."
http://ks.renai.us/viewtopic.php?f=52&t=6750

Written really, really damn well.


Pic related to Lilly's resistance to alcohol.

bookmarked, will read later.

Well worth the read.


On the topic of anime-ish things, ever hear of Toradora?

I started it. literally I am watching clannad inbetween replying to comments.

Clannad is a VN?

watching, not reading. I am watching clannad inbetween replying to comments.

an d yes I'm pretty sure clannad IS a VN

Well, wouldn't you be READING a virtual NOVEL?

what are you trying to say?

I have not said I was reading any such thing.

You said you were watching clannad...

But it's a virtual novel...


Ah..

Brain.exe has stopped working.

I think I understand what is going on... is toradora VN?

If it is you might have thought that we were only talking about VNs.

you said anime-ish so I went with a solid anime to talk about.

It's 3 where I am.

Checkmate, bitch.

reply to one of my comments up atop so we can create another fuckton of purple lines.

Welp, we filled up the thread.

But I didn't know Clannad was both. My mistakes.

and it's TORADORA. Not DORADORA.

sorry that was justa typo on my part. it is 2 AM where I live.

Okay:

Toradora is a slice-of-life/romance anime.

Clannad is a VN, I think science fiction. Don't know, haven't played it.

You WATCH Toradora.

You READ Clannad.


Also, where is this fox-girl from? What anime?