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User avatar #4 - ilbacondeity (06/07/2012) [-]
I have a superpower.

I stay torqued after jizzin'.
User avatar #9 to #4 - heartlessrobot (06/07/2012) [-]
And here I thought I was the only one.
User avatar #5 to #4 - justsomechickyo (06/07/2012) [-]
omg marry me!
#7 to #5 - ilbacondeity (06/07/2012) [-]
K. Where you at? Also I have a gf. So you have to be okay with getting freaky when the bedroom door closes.
User avatar #8 to #7 - justsomechickyo (06/07/2012) [-]
Sounds good to me ;) I'm in South Dakota
#12 to #8 - ilbacondeity (06/07/2012) [-]
Come to new york. I have my own place.

Witness my hideousness.
#28 to #12 - lmOldGreg (06/07/2012) [-]
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#18 to #12 - graphenz ONLINE (06/07/2012) [-]
I think you already had a parting of the seas, only twas' the red sea. Seriously, looks like you licked a girl on her period and it stuck in your beard.
#19 to #18 - ilbacondeity (06/07/2012) [-]
I know, it's an ongoing joke. I'm fine with that.

But in reality, it was a la this guy style.
#20 to #19 - graphenz ONLINE (06/07/2012) [-]
While you're not unattractive (I'll give you that) I just felt I had to make the joke since this is the land of the internet.
User avatar #22 to #20 - ilbacondeity (06/07/2012) [-]
Well... My, my, I do appreciate your compliment. Flattering, I don't usually hear that. But it's fine regarding the joke, I expected it.
#23 to #22 - graphenz ONLINE (06/07/2012) [-]
Noone seemed to do it, so I had to man the fuck up and do it :P but also, press down on your cock before cumming, and you're ready to go again :P
User avatar #24 to #23 - ilbacondeity (06/07/2012) [-]
No worries. I get it all the time.

But they seems like it might be uncomfortable. I legitimately jizz full load and just stay torqued. I nutted 7 times (blanks like on the 3rd or 4th time) on the very last fuck session I had with my ex, before I got exhausted.
#25 to #24 - graphenz ONLINE (06/07/2012) [-]
Well that is true you can do that, if you keep going that is. Or you could just build stamina, I can last a good 45-60 minutes right now. It seems to work out just fine for me. Also found that with alcohol I can last ages, with weed... 2 minutes, but it's the best times I've ever tried! :D
User avatar #14 to #12 - justsomechickyo (06/07/2012) [-]
ok on my way now lol
#10 to #8 - N. Korean citizen (06/07/2012) [-]
You're both pathetic.
User avatar #16 to #10 - offspring (06/07/2012) [-]
I met a girl on here once and she actually lived near me! One problem: she turned out to be a very big woman. Nope nope nope..
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