America and England

I Anonymous (( leled)' 16: 45
some friends in America
at a restaurant in New York
Wrench Fries and Burgers are the onlything on the menu
finally gets there alter the waiter warned the sheathe Americans in my group had arrived
our ketchup on french fry
WHAT ARE "FOO DOING?" shouts my fat American comrade
U' RE DOING IT WRONG WATCH" He says as he squirts the whole bottle into a bowl
Scrabs a fistful offeres and flies them around the table making airplane sounds
his entire fist right into the bowl of ketchup splattering the table
Behoves it all into his mouth
Papits out "THAT AINT NOT HOW NC) FAGGET EATS FREEDOM FRIES"
theregent says "God bless America" as the restaurant applauds him clapping at magnitude
short man in a ten gallon hat walks upto the table and starts popping six shooters into the ceiling while yelling ""
Cl Anonymous (( leled) 17: 02
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relatives in England
at a restaurant in London
for a burger and some french hys
EDI WANKER WOTG A FRENCH FRY, WE HAVENT GOT ANY FRENCH FOOD ERE"
Cornfused, Walkthrough menu
Aalright, I' ll have it with some chips then
RIGHT C) GUV' NA"
minutes arrives with a shitty burger and a bowl zefrench his with so much vinegar on them it may as well be soup
spot some ketchup on hys
OI WOT ARE YA DOIN" MATE, THATS NOT HOW YOU EAT CHI-"
spuddenly big ben starts to chime
OI EVERYBO) YATS T DONG
sweeps all the food offere table and places tea and crumpets down
stands upto the live broadcast ofthe queen drinking tea
GGOD SAVE THE QUEEN
wmm