This is Ragey

I just met you,
And this is crazy,
But Imma need some cash,
Tree fiddy maybe?

Hey, I just met you
And this is crazy
I just took bath salts
Your face is tasty

The word up there is supposed to be "Fuck" just in case some of you were wondering because that word is never on this website.

It's a good thing you censored "fuck" on a site that intended for people 21 and older, we can't handle that kind of profanity.

I just met you
and FUCK is crazy
so why not censor it
with a rageface maybe?

*Insert pick-up guy here*

Thanks for censoring the bad word OP by adding a unnecessary rage face, i don't the world is ready for such a foul word yet.

Hey, I just met OP
And this is crazy!
Its been too long...
So more dicks maybe?

Hey, I just met you
And this is crazy,
But read the comments
You'll chuckle maybe.

Hey I just met you
And this is crazy
But thank god you censored out the profanity, the internet isn't ready for that shit

It's so damn catchy D:

Today some crazy girl that I just met gave me her number, I wasn't sure what her name was so I just saved it in my phone as "Maybe".

Ahh thanks for censoring the swear, i dont think my innocent little eyes could take it

i fucking hate this song, but my friend did show me a parody line that i thought was pretty cool:
Hey i just met you,
and this is crazy,
but i have alzheimer's
Hey i just met you...

"Hey I just met you, and this song is shit,
so here's some Hangar 18:

Welcome to a fortress tall,
Take some time to show you 'round,
Impossible to break these walls;
For you see the steel is much too strong
Computer banks to rule the world
Instruments to sight the stars

Possibly I've seen too much
Hangar 18 I know too much.

Foreign life forms inventory
Suspended State of cryogenics
Selective amnesia's the story
Believed foretold but who'd suspect
The military intelligence
Two words combined that can't make sense

Possibly I've seen too much
Hangar 18 I know too much."

The censor ruined the whole joke, fuck you OP. (Gif unrelated)