Brian strikes again

I just met you
and this is crazy
but we're at war
so quickie maybe?

I actually got friendzoned by Kelly. feelsbadman. We played chess in Shepard's cabin, and Shepard got all sexy, and she's all, "Shepard, sorry, I don't like you like that."
mfw

I played as femshep, and got this lovable Turian in bed with me. Totally worth the chafing.

Yay Mass Effect! But yeah, I stuck with Liara all the way. Real men commit.

A Female Commander Shepard actually can get friendzoned by Joker.

I was playing through mass effect 3 and i needed to do a kind of speed run due to a lot of college assignments and i never checked my emails for side missions and stuff. i remember just after the mission where you kill Ashley i decided to check my emails and there was many emails from her telling me of her progress and saying she wanted to meet me i had ignored her for months but she still kept emailing and then the first time in months when i see here i shoot her....Oh god the feels.

I've never played any ME game.

Can someone explain? Judging by these comments ... is ME some sci-fi action dating simulator?

does anyone have the gif of shepard raising eyebrows with the caption "the reapers aren't the only ones 'coming'" ???
IF So post it here pls

Anyone else romance Jack? Her story seemed deeper than the other girls and it seemed like a "let's see if I can pick her up and clean her off" kinda thing.

(Half-way through ME3, no spoilers please)