only men will understand

No one was spared.

motherfucking mspaint skills

OKAY FINE, YOU FUCKING GOT ME.
I WIPE MY DICK WITH TOILET PAPER.

SAY WHAT YOU WANT, I'M NOT AFRAID I DON'T EVEN GIVE A FUCK ANYMORE.

No matter how long you shake, the last drop is mine.

I'm aware I'm a GIGANTIC faggot for this, but I take a square of toilet paper to dry the dick. Am I alone on this?

So I told that bitch

you have to milk it like an udder

or after you fap, and that last little bit of cum comes after you put your pants back on.

You can flick it, you can shake it, you can bang it on the wall, but it's when you stick it in your pants that the last drop will always fall.

Bite the pillow, I'm going in dry.

"Only_______ ___ will understand"

Right. Because you belong to an exclusive underground club that no one else knows about.

I'm a female. Not an idiot.

I wipe my dick off with toilet paper.

I always do this, even at home. I always do it every time in public restroom cause I never use the urinals ... people finding out how small my dick is and all...

Oh yeah, one time I decided to use the urinals ..

>Two guys in stalls taking a dump behind me
>I need to fart
>Think meh, I'm the only one not in a stall, no one else around
>Rip loudest fart
>Giggle
>One guy finishes taking a dump, walks out
>I think he's gone so I go wash my hands
>He's still there washing his hands
>I'm embarrassed about farting, he's embarrassed about shitting
>Our faces when

and he's still happy about it.

**dailyfunnyjunker rolls 66**