4chan being 4chan. found on 4chan, thought i'd share. I KNOW THAT FEEL BRO I Anonymous (ID: ) CECE/ 12() h/ ed) 02: 23: 25 No. 404453668 its 21 Grirlfriend' s 19 dating for months now guy named Joe comes out mofucking nowhere into my life s my new coworker at my company out he has no money, no place of residence. here forthecog and can no longer afford his hotel to open up to him slleep him in my
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4chan being 4chan

found on 4chan, thought i'd share

I KNOW THAT FEEL BRO
I Anonymous (ID: ) CECE/ 12() h/ ed) 02: 23: 25 No. 404453668
its 21
Grirlfriend' s 19
dating for months now
guy named Joe comes out mofucking nowhere into my life
s my new coworker at my company
out he has no money, no place of residence.
here forthecog and can no longer afford his hotel
to open up to him
slleep him in my apartment
is pretty cool
play the Wye, drinks beers, watch football
continues for months
find out girlfriend is pregnant
fly all tradition, I have to marry her now.
Milne night, eating out at dinnerware wife
aloe stayed late at the office for some wartime
kl pop the question to my wife
admits she was raped by Joe and the baby isnt mine
isnt ready to make a commitment alter being twisted
home in a fucking rage.
out all Joe' s shit
Goonna fucking kill Joe when he gets home.
aloe gets home about 1 a. m.
slats soon as he opens the door, I fucking punch him in his bastard face
swells up like a boll of cotton
swings at me
Stodge and sweep his leg
falls down
sin a giant fucking rage now
to my room, grab my handgun out of my drawer
back to confront Joe
in his car and fucking hightails it out outhere
habent seen or heard from him since
the phone a month my brother
finally asks why We been so depressed
tell him that if it hadnt been for cottonseed Joe
d been married a long time ago
Wehere did you come from, where did you goa-
Wehere did you come from, Joe?
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#2 - zigzagderpaderp (06/06/2012) [+] (12 replies)
#7 - forshaihulud (06/06/2012) [-]
that feel when you fall for 4chans tricks
#6 - doktorandus (06/06/2012) [+] (4 replies)
God damn it, I should've seen that coming.
Fucking lost my shit though.
#68 - shisno (06/06/2012) [+] (33 replies)
10/10    
   
would read again
10/10

would read again
#130 - RickyLahey (06/07/2012) [+] (1 reply)
I feel completely and utterly defeated.
I feel completely and utterly defeated.
#42 - mrwalmer (06/06/2012) [-]
Ahhh he got me with that one.

Good job /b/ anon.
#292 - Loststorm (06/07/2012) [+] (1 reply)
YES!
I ACTUALLY AVOIDED READING THE LAST SENTANCE FIRST THIS TIME.

Didn't ruin it for myself. Feeling good.
#401 - wheredawhitewomen (06/07/2012) [-]
That was probably one of the best things I've ever read in a very long time.   
   
10/10
That was probably one of the best things I've ever read in a very long time.

10/10
#27 - thefann (06/06/2012) [-]
10/10
#10 - likbar (06/06/2012) [-]
haven't laughed like this in awhile. good job op.
haven't laughed like this in awhile. good job op.
#121 - Reddiamond (06/07/2012) [-]
10/10. Well done OP, Well done.
#44 - badwolfdestruction (06/06/2012) [-]
Started jamming to the music in my head.
Started jamming to the music in my head.
#356 - xblueflamex (06/07/2012) [+] (2 replies)
10/10

Pic unrelated.
#360 to #359 - xblueflamex (06/07/2012) [-]
I don't have sauce, but pretty sure that's Shephard.
#61 - Carthusia (06/06/2012) [-]
10/10
#22 - spidermanrapeskids (06/06/2012) [-]
Was expecting the story to be a feel where it turns out it wasn't Joe but I fell right into that fucker
10/10 Nicely done
#111 - Sadrandur (06/07/2012) [+] (2 replies)
**Sadrandur rolled a random image posted in comment #109 at Why the Hell Not? ** 10/10
#26 - flingwing (06/06/2012) [-]
Clever as hell. Well done. I couldn't have been more fooled. *le clap
#425 - rrenierr (06/07/2012) [-]
I read the last sentence first
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