My pre-teenagehood...

Forget Miranda Cosgrove, bring me Jennette McCurdy.

I'm with you

Excellent...

you're not gonna.... tie me up are you....?

Nope. Bring me McCurdy untied.

sadly I don't have her

all the things I would do to her

Forget either. Just get me a hot woman, in my bed.

Forget hot women, I'll take any woman!

No seriously, I'm desperate.

They're both over 18. Does that work for you?

Thing is, I would find it so difficult to have any sort of sexual relationship with Miranda Cosgrove.

Don't get me wrong or anything, but I will always remember her as Summer Hathaway from School of Rock.

I'd be having sex with Summer from the School of Rock.

That's kinda creepy, dude...

Which is why I said I would find it difficult...

I'm not a paedo, am I? I mean, I like Georgia Lock...

I'll hand myself over to the cops now.

By the way, McCurdy was in an episode of Malcolm in the Middle around the time that Cosgrove was in School of Rock, it doesn't mean I fap to when she was that old.

Well fuck you.

Just sitting there, reminding me of hot women, and then telling me that they were in childhood shows that I remember to this day...

Sorry, I didn't mean to come across as an asshole.

Why did I miss out the "as" when I read that?

It's okay, just so long as you forget about the "Georgia Lock" thing. Just wiki'ed her, and she's, well, underage.

No problem, dude.

You googled her, didn't you?

Euphemism not intended.

Maybe someday...

If you remind me that she was Hermione in the Philopher's stone, I will have no other option but to kill you.

I am now off to fap.

Happy fapping.

They're both over 18.

As I pointed out earlier in comment #65.

Yet neither of them are in my bed.

So, to answer your question, get them in my bed, and I will literally buy you a Porsche.

Forget the Porsche, I'm keeping them if I had them.

If you have them, give me Jeannette McCurdy, and I will get you an Audi.

Jennette is mine. You can't even spell her name right.

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I keep gettting this once i remove the 20% between dit and .

Sauce?

damn

Got more?

Tell me more, handsome

**stokersbucket rolls 244**

**kazesenoue rolls 866** Enjoy your thumbs.

HOLY FUCK! That would have been epic.

There have been to many trips and dubz latley. Now if you roll quads. You deserve all the thumbs.

**stokersbucket rolls 4,445**





quads

I'd say you were
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**stokersbucket rolls 8,362**





.........quads

**KayThanxBye rolls 1,063** im not in the mood for quads today. gimme something fun

**zleekuo rolls 2,473** quads and I quit eating bacon

oh thank the lord

**chralievillanueva rolls 2,360** quads and i walk on legos

**chralievillanueva rolls 4,638**

**randomlunchbox rolls 5,066** let me try.

**executorchunk rolls 2,115** HEY I JUST MET YOU, AND THIS IS CRAZY, BUT HERE'S MY QUADS, COME FUCK ME BABY

I'm having to inspect this... Looks real, but I can't quite tell (just got new monitor, and some things look a bit different than on my old one)

I don't understand why I got thumbed down, but ah well haha
gif unrelated

**duckstep rolled a random image posted in comment #22 at bed ** Niceeee.......

funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/3685289/OCD/258#258
funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/3626015/I+don+t+get+it/351#351
dont mean to brag or anything

episode?

damn you gif, y u no pause?1!

>click on gif and right moment
>hold down and drag
>????????
>profit

yesh!

**giinthir rolls 85**

so colse

thanks for the pic btw. i made the check em one myself about a minute ago.

here have this one as a gift

related

XD

....Yesh? Don't 13 year old girls say that?

o.o im a 16 year old girl

Alrighty. Why do you say yesh?

cause i like it :D

I mean. Isn't it kinda childish?

can we just stop this shit o.o

Sure.

in b4 flag

Best 6 seconds of your life.

SAUCE?!?!?!

i am 15 now

oh god the newfaggotry...

Contribootin.

C'mon...anyone?

**adamjesus rolled a random image posted in comment #5491804 at FJ Pony Thread **Kat is sooooo hto uhhhHHH!!!i came little...

not fake they just edited a shirt over her

faaaakkkee......still funny though.

What?? Wait... What?

it's fake, don't get exited.

Tell that to my boner

dear zleekuo's boner: it's a fake gif. done.

Not exited, not excited too. I just don't get it.

this show started up actually right after my falling out with nickelodeon

**tailsx rolled a random image posted in comment #5582637 at FJ Pony Thread ** Stop giving OP credit. We all know OP has a micro penis

You are soo right.

Or I could be wrong.

**senorfrog rolled a random image posted in comment #6 at Bunnys ** and this does

**sekretguyy rolled a random image posted in comment #5413669 at FJ Pony Thread ** so does this

Lol suk it Charles Barkley.

**mastercolossus rolled a random image posted in comment #25 at Oh Shit nvm. ** i love MJ but i gotta say, when i read the caption my firs thought was "KILL IT WITH FIRE!!!!" sorry MJ. RIP.