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Idea
fia: yte day, I' m going
to coat rny penis in
Nicotine right before
rny girlfriend gives
rale a blowjob. She
will then become
addicted to sucking
rrly dick,
to coat rny penis in
Nicotine right before
rny girlfriend gives
rale a blowjob. She
will then become
addicted to sucking
rrly dick,
...
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#6
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sarc (06/06/2012) [+]
(9 replies)
Not only is Nicotine super toxic, its also easily absorbed by the skin.
This comic should read:
Some day, I'm going
to coat my penis in
Nicotine right before
my girlfriend gives
me a blow job. She
will then watch me
die because I am
retarded and put pure
nicotine on my dick.
This comic should read:
Some day, I'm going
to coat my penis in
Nicotine right before
my girlfriend gives
me a blow job. She
will then watch me
die because I am
retarded and put pure
nicotine on my dick.
#51
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iamphoenix (06/06/2012) [+]
(7 replies)
No, she'd die from a toxic dose of nicotine and you'd die from covering your junk in nicotine. Then again you wouldn't have to use much nicotine to cover your junk completely, so maybe she'll survive.
#20
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lordhasta (06/06/2012) [+]
(2 replies)
then she finds out she can fulfill her addiction by just smoking cigarettes.
#65
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freshapplepies (06/06/2012) [+]
(3 replies)
Isn't this kinda like that 4chan story where the guy puts nicotine patches on his ex girlfriend after they've had sex?
#151
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wutangconspirator (06/06/2012) [+]
(3 replies)
even if she got addicted to sucking dick, it doesn't mean it's always going to be yours
#4
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herpinaderpinson **User deleted account** (06/05/2012) [+]
(4 replies)
or you just find a girlfriend who likes the taste of penises...
#63
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Silver Quantum (06/06/2012) [-] he says "some day" because he doesn't actually have a girlfriend yet
#187
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whereistherumgone (06/06/2012) [+]
(4 replies)
No. She will then become addicted to nicotine.
#7
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Onemanretardpack (06/06/2012) [+]
(1 reply)
The amount of nicotine needed to coat your dick would kill her, and since it is absorbed in the skin, you
#1
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therealpokemon (06/05/2012) [+]
(2 replies)
Word of warning, my slightly retarded friend:
Direct exposure to skin will cause it to become absorbed easily. You will be addicted too unless you use a condom. Also, it takes only 1 gram of nicotine to kill you.
Direct exposure to skin will cause it to become absorbed easily. You will be addicted too unless you use a condom. Also, it takes only 1 gram of nicotine to kill you.
#181
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ColeTheUber (06/06/2012) [-] You know that your penis is porous enough to let the nicotine through it, right?
<- Your reaction after you become addicted to nicotine.
<- Your reaction after you become addicted to nicotine.
