Fucking Rocking Chair!

Ort. God.
Oh my sweet, sweet buttlicking son of
Mary and Joseph.
Back the fun bus the fuck up.
That canes a
rocking chair.
Shit, man, I don' t
know what to say
Don' t get it, doucheface? Let me
spell this bitch out for you:
You cart rock forward
You can mck the hack backward. Nobody' s judging
your shit. Am i? Fuck no,
Old [maple sit in these, and these fuckers are wise as
shit.
at this smug, newfagg motherfucker on the
right. Look at this smug motherfucker. .
Den' t you look at that and think "I want to smear my f
ass all over that slut"? l
Motherfucker, please. You want to rape that bitch '
with your asscheeks.
Christ Almighty, I could sit down in ene of these
hitches all day and not even give half a shit.
I am going out of my fucking mind just looking at this,
I want set it on fire and inject the ashes into my goddamn eyes,