Creepy Myths 2 (rp). A guy named Blazeone has been reposting my myths with my permission, because so many new people have not seen them, and he hasnt reposted o
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Creepy Myths 2 (rp)

A guy named Blazeone has been reposting my myths with my permission, because so many new people have not seen them, and he hasnt reposted one in a while, so and they have been doing well, so I thought I would go ahead.
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Creepy Myths 2
These are myths that have been around for years, with different
variations, i didn' t know what to call them so i decided creepy.
The Hook
Two teenage lovers were parked at a local maxedout spot when the
music on the radio was interrupted by a Special Bulletin. A
dangerous Lunatic had escaped from the nearby Insane Asylum, he
could be identified by the Hook he had in place of his right hand.
The girl insisted she be taken home immediately. When they arrived
at her house, the frustrated boy marched over to open her door for
her, and hanging from the handle was a bloody hook.
Backseat killer
A woman was leaving her work and was preparing to go home. She
jumped into the car and drove away, but before long she saw the man
was following her in another car with his highbeams on. The lights
would turn off, and then they would turn on again. She panicked and
drove home as quickly as she could, swerved into the driveway and
screamed for her husband. Her husband ran out just as the following
man pulled up, Jumped from his car and yelled "Lady, there' s someone
hiding in your back seat with a knife'." The man was arrested.
Everytime the killer stood up, the man in the car would turn on his
highbeams.
Coin Slots
drug users are disposing of their used needles by putting them into
coin return slots of public telephones, thereby infecting
unsuspecting victims with hepatitis and HIV.
Happy Halloween
Every Halloween children die from eating candy poisoned by
sadistic "Heaters". Razor Blades and needles are also hidden in
apples or candy,
Gang Members
As an initiation into a street gang, potential members hide under
peoples cars at night, and when the unsuspecting owners start to get
in, they slash their ankles and when they fail they steal a shoe for
proof.
Hollow Baby
A couple arrived back home to the US from a trip to South
America. When they got off the plane, the wife insisted her husband
drag the luggage because she was holding the baby. As they were
exiting the airport, they were greeted by the FBI. They handcuffed
the husband, took the baby from the wife, and cuffed her also.
When unwrapping the baby from it' s blanket, they saw it was dead.
It had been hollowed so that the couple could easily smuggle
cocaine inside it.
Toilet Guillotines
A terrorism group called "No More" has
been setting up little guillotines under the rims of public toilet
seats. When a pressure sensor senses someone sitting on the toilet a
blade slashes across the front half of the toilet with the
purpose of damaging/ removing the victims testicles.
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Submitted: 06/05/2012
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#11 - awesomenesss (06/05/2012) [+] (5 replies)
#1
#59 - decisivelemon (06/06/2012) [-]
The last one.
#19 - westonbeast (06/06/2012) [+] (4 replies)
THE LAST ONE.
OLAWD.
User avatar #29 - xentacle (06/06/2012) [+] (2 replies)
Bitch please razors in candy isnt sadistic

people giving apples on hallow e'en, that's sadistic
#141 - sutrakama (06/06/2012) [+] (2 replies)
#54 - mr skeltal (06/06/2012) [+] (2 replies)
THE HASH SLINGING SLASHER!!! AAAAAAAUGH!!!!!
User avatar #74 - thenewnuggubler (06/06/2012) [-]
serves you right for eating an apple on halloween
#227 - thefasrdog ONLINE (06/06/2012) [+] (5 replies)
I can never use public toilets again...
I can never use public toilets again...
#12 - TheMagian **User deleted account** (06/06/2012) [+] (3 replies)
made me think of these
#147 - frozo ONLINE (06/06/2012) [+] (1 reply)
mfw Hook Killer
#132 - abxdlmno (06/06/2012) [+] (2 replies)
That's it? These stories are for pussies.
Have they even heard of the Hash Slinging Slasher?
#70 - snuffff ONLINE (06/06/2012) [+] (5 replies)
never using a public phone again
User avatar #80 - beanmaniac (06/06/2012) [+] (3 replies)
why would anyone let the crazy hook guy keep the hook if he was at the insane asylum?
#66 - martiini (06/06/2012) [+] (1 reply)
She's a hooker.
#50 - nosurprise (06/06/2012) [-]
No more public toilets for me
No more public toilets for me
#212 - caesarflickerman (06/06/2012) [-]
You sure "The Hook" isn't the Hash Slinging Slasher?
#152 - tigernip (06/06/2012) [-]
fixed.
#167 - frightmare (06/06/2012) [-]
that last one
#83 - moosepenguin (06/06/2012) [+] (2 replies)
The first picture = The Hash-Slinging Slasher.
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