Traffic wars. I live in Belgium, so my traffic rules might differ from yours. This should also explain any grammar mistakes I might have made. And ofcourse, I a king troll
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Traffic wars

I live in Belgium, so my traffic rules might differ from yours. This should also explain any grammar mistakes I might have made. And ofcourse, I apologize for my crappy drawing. 100% OC.

Tags: king | troll
Me, a guy with lang hair Cr went even
hither draw it:...) driving wark
during rush hcum. 'teii?) ?)
Traffic situation:
Cunt
Yes, it' s a traffic jam, and yes,
everyine else drives a pink car.
The cunt is desperately trying
get in line heffie me. In the prices,
hits my sideview mirrir.
She imediatly lawers her window ans starts shouting crap about my
appearance.
Damn hippie blahblah blah...
contribute nathing society..
as T am quite well aware of my traffic . and i' m
driving a company car, T decide teach this bitch a lessen.
T hit the gas. and cause this accident.
Actual situation
I' m calling the police, ycu' ll pay the
damage and much, much mere... ...
Just filling in the papers oculd be fine,
but ahead.
The police arrives within the next 15 minutes, and the cunt tells
her sacry. Then, the caps ask my versian. T tell that she hit me
while executing a maneuver, which makes her the cne who made the
mistake. Since the cars are damaged in the way they oculd be if
my sacry is true, she get pay the hill fer batch cars.
Dear lady, if ycu ever read this: Eat. My. Dust.
...
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User avatar #1 - slopdog (06/05/2012) [+] (6 replies)
your cars look like bookshelves lol
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#7 - mattdoggy (06/06/2012) [+] (4 replies)
>be driving in town one day   
>blackmobile riding uncomfortably close behind me   
>almost at intersection   
>see light turn yellow   
>now's my  chance   
>slam on brakes    
>they ram me like a drunk fat chick   
>i slide into intersection   
>bystanders call cops   
>they get there and i complain "my neck hurts so bad" in the blackest accent i could   
>the cops and paramedics all are trying hard not to laugh   
>they refuse to pay and claim its my fault   
>judge bursts out laughing in court when i talk about how "day dun brokededed my neckss mane"   
>i win   
>mfw they ragingly pay for my truck and once a week massage visits
>be driving in town one day
>blackmobile riding uncomfortably close behind me
>almost at intersection
>see light turn yellow
>now's my chance
>slam on brakes
>they ram me like a drunk fat chick
>i slide into intersection
>bystanders call cops
>they get there and i complain "my neck hurts so bad" in the blackest accent i could
>the cops and paramedics all are trying hard not to laugh
>they refuse to pay and claim its my fault
>judge bursts out laughing in court when i talk about how "day dun brokededed my neckss mane"
>i win
>mfw they ragingly pay for my truck and once a week massage visits
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#13 to #8 - barpmeep (06/06/2012) [-]
you must be a woman
#53 - unemployeddonkey (06/06/2012) [-]
the car's sight of the story
#113 - rvdb (06/06/2012) [-]
Police arriving in 15 minutes?   
Belgium?   
You sure you're talking about Belgium?
Police arriving in 15 minutes?
Belgium?
You sure you're talking about Belgium?
#170 - Sandisky (06/06/2012) [+] (1 reply)
Pretty cool OP, but eat my dust? Really?
#246 - lazaman (06/06/2012) [+] (20 replies)
>Be in car driving with my mom and dad
>mom is driving
>we are way out of any town
>Some ******* jack-wagon rear ends us when we start to turn into a rest stop
>The ****** screeches into the parking lot and gets out of his car
>starts Pounding on my moms window
>try's to open her door
>That's ******* it
>My dad who's one of those really really strong fat guys gets out, along with my brother who had at that time been in the air force for a year, and was in amazing shape.
>get to watch as my dad and brother Passionately beat the living **** out of this fool.
>Sitting there in the car laughing as the dumb ass hits the ground
>dad spits on him and then we leave
> ******* laughing and joking about all the way to the beach
<Me and my littler brothers face the entire time watching the fight
TL;DR don't **** with my mom
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#264 - irwincardozo (06/06/2012) [+] (2 replies)
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what causes traffic where i live?
#209 - epicunochamp (06/06/2012) [-]
Comment Picture
#124 - lordhasta (06/06/2012) [+] (1 reply)
BELGIUM, BITCHES
BELGIUM, BITCHES
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#81 - mrbuzzkill **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#127 - anonymous (06/06/2012) [+] (7 replies)
so you hit the gas to cause this accident?
well..
maybe actually YOU'RE the cunt here.


cunt
#136 to #127 - cadaverbox (06/06/2012) [-]
Hey anon, I found your picture.
#138 - mcsupernigger (06/06/2012) [+] (7 replies)
Hello funnyjunkers, unrelated comment, but I recently got the Pokemon Leaf Green ROM. First comment decides what I name my squirtle.   
Gif. Unrelated.
Hello funnyjunkers, unrelated comment, but I recently got the Pokemon Leaf Green ROM. First comment decides what I name my squirtle.
Gif. Unrelated.
User avatar #145 to #138 - richardastley (06/06/2012) [-]
Bulbasaur.
User avatar #294 - detenator (06/06/2012) [-]
Dear OP , this is lady . Thanks for the overwhelming amount of evidence. See you in court.
#175 - jokervsbat (06/06/2012) [+] (1 reply)
Good, but something's missing...

oh, I know: THE FUNNY!
User avatar #177 to #175 - pazinenis (06/06/2012) [-]
mad bitches are always the funny.
#215 - flomosho (06/06/2012) [+] (6 replies)
Are you spelling bitch or both?
#219 to #215 - goldc (06/06/2012) [-]
'she got to pay the bill for bitch cars'?
#61 - BlazeBluex (06/06/2012) [-]
u rock sir!
u rock sir!
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