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Why I always carry my gun
Some morbid humor.
What is the smallest caliber you trust to protect
yourself?
The Beretta Jetfire:
My personal favorite defense gun has always been a Beretta Jetfire in
22 short. I have carried it for many years including while hiking. I
never leave without it in my pocket.
Of course the first rule when hiking in the wilderness is to use the
Buddy System". This means you NEVER hike alone, you bring a
friend, companion, or family member because if something happens
there is someone to go to get help.
I remember one time while hiking with my girlfriend in northern Alberta
and out of nowhere came this huge brown bear charging us and was
she mad. We must have been near one of her cubs. Anyway, if I had
not had my little Jetfire I would not be here today.
Just one shot to my girlsand' s knee cap was all it took. " " " " the bear
got her and I was able to escape nojust walking at a brisk pace.
It' s one of the best pistols in my collection...
yourself?
The Beretta Jetfire:
My personal favorite defense gun has always been a Beretta Jetfire in
22 short. I have carried it for many years including while hiking. I
never leave without it in my pocket.
Of course the first rule when hiking in the wilderness is to use the
Buddy System". This means you NEVER hike alone, you bring a
friend, companion, or family member because if something happens
there is someone to go to get help.
I remember one time while hiking with my girlfriend in northern Alberta
and out of nowhere came this huge brown bear charging us and was
she mad. We must have been near one of her cubs. Anyway, if I had
not had my little Jetfire I would not be here today.
Just one shot to my girlsand' s knee cap was all it took. " " " " the bear
got her and I was able to escape nojust walking at a brisk pace.
It' s one of the best pistols in my collection...
...
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#174
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barackjemima (06/05/2012) [-]
>Go on lame ass hiking trip with boyfriend
>He complains the entire time
>Shows me his little bitch pistol
>LOL
>Suddenly huge bear comes out of no where
>Dickhead shoots me in the knee
>Feelsbadman.jpg
>Bear doesn't kill me
>Bear nurtures me back to health
>Bear also lectures me the importance of putting out fires
>Thanks smokey!
>He complains the entire time
>Shows me his little bitch pistol
>LOL
>Suddenly huge bear comes out of no where
>Dickhead shoots me in the knee
>Feelsbadman.jpg
>Bear doesn't kill me
>Bear nurtures me back to health
>Bear also lectures me the importance of putting out fires
>Thanks smokey!
#219
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N. Korean citizen (06/05/2012) [+]
(1 reply)
**anonymous rolled a random image posted in comment #33 at WIN! ** She used to hike alot but then she took a bullet to the knee
#90
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pottmolch (06/05/2012) [+]
(2 replies)
at first i was like: wtf you could never kill hat bear quick enough with a .22
the next second i recalled shane's brilliant move
the next second i recalled shane's brilliant move
I uploaded this but deleted it because they said it was a repost. WHAT THE FUCK, FUNNYJUNK?
I was worried he might shoot the bear. I'm glad things turn out well.
Want to get a gun, but NYC gun laws are retarded. All the criminals have them, but government is more concerned about keeping them away from law abiding citizens.
Feels bad man.
Feels bad man.