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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
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#2 - anon id: 56f37cf0
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(06/05/2012) [-]
How did he fake not bleeding when he was stuck in the ribs with a spear? And when they carried his body to be entombed? That would be pretty damn hard to fake.
User avatar #3 to #2 - redclover
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...where does it say he didn't bleed when he was struck with the spear?
#6 to #3 - curbed
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The whole point that the guard stabbed him with the spear was to show that he didn't bleed and therefor was dead. He wanted the other guards who wanted to cause more pain to Him that he was dead so they wouldn't mutilate Him and torture Him like they wanted to.
User avatar #9 to #6 - redclover
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I could have sworn he was still alive at that point.
#10 to #9 - curbed
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No no, he was dead by then.
User avatar #4 to #2 - arearea
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not really, he was jesus after all
#1 - chrolt
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Duuuuuuuuuuude..... it all makes sense now!!!
User avatar #24 - webclaw
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(06/05/2012) [-]
... Bottom left corner
#28 to #24 - theminiturk
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User avatar #36 to #24 - swikkid
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i have a gif of her eating the text
User avatar #13 - barpmeep
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i don't think you can really fake getting crucified....unless you have a stunt double
User avatar #17 to #13 - BadManTaliban
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unless the romans are in on it. CONSPIRACY
#19 - freespeech
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#31 to #19 - ExorArgus
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This is why you dont have nice things.
#32 to #31 - freespeech
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#33 to #32 - ExorArgus
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No you go one facebook, that is why you dont have nice things.
#34 to #33 - ExorArgus
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on* to lazy to redo my comment
User avatar #5 - lylehorton
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jesus did not swoon
that theory was out the window
no time to explain
look up "the case for Christ" by Lee Strobel
#51 - jodlaren
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(06/06/2012) [-]
Yehaa and
Yehaa and
User avatar #44 - tomhefailin
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ponches pilot had to be in on it. and the romans. and the guys who crucified him. the guys who got him down.
#35 - silvermanon
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#12 - anon id: 56ac6e14
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Actually, Jesus was just his dad, joseph. In hebrew joseph was the nickname for joshua. Joshua was the hebrew name for jesus as it was misinterpreted from yesua from the european world. It is strictly against jewish law to name the son after the father so jesus could not of been named after his supposed son joseph, even if god was the true father (It was a matter of respect). Mother mary was actually Mary magdalene, which is why on the table in The Last Supper she is in the wife's position at the table and is always seen with him. This is the truth keep secret by the Catholic Church that ironically states belief in the father, son and holy ghost or the supposed reappearance of jesus afterword. - The More You Know!
#14 to #12 - anon id: 56ac6e14
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Supposed dad*
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