Things I've Learned From Left 4 Dead 2. Sequel! Ten Things I Learned From Left 4 Dead 2 L  left Four dead two for fails fallacys
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Things I've Learned From Left 4 Dead 2

Ten Things I Learned From Left 4
Dead 2
L Shooting your partner with a shotgun causes them to be mildly annoyed
and feel the pain of a bee sting.
2. Shooting above the head of a witch won' t annoy her, but shining your
flashlight at her will.
3. Bandages: Cure ANY wound with nary a cosmetic difference.
A. Novelty/ Replica Kaunas are just as effective as a Fireman' s Axe.
5. A cricket bat can take out Eds at a time. A shotgun can kill 3.
iii. if you are a skinny, blonde female and you become a Zed you are granted
bullet resistant skin.
I It takes about 30 show shells to kill a tank, and to kill a charger,
which is essentially 1/ 2 or 1/ 3 of a tank.
3. MDI Throwback Lesson: Being a war veteran doesn' t make have any
special skills.
9. You can fire a [Eagle from your weak hand and have minimal recoil,
which also brings to speculation Akimbo [Eagles in Call of Duty.
10. Chugging a bottle of pain pills won' t make you OD, in fact it would
replenish half of your energy or health.. So if you have aids or cancer just
chug two bottles of pain pills and youll be back in good health for awhile!
thumbs and I' ll make another... Send me a
message with your favorite game.. I won' t tally the
comments because it would take awhile :P
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Submitted: 04/20/2010
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User avatar #33 - majesticmoose (04/20/2010) [+] (1 reply)
My favorite lines:

Coach: "Hear that crying? Y'all get ready to toss that bitch."

Church Lunatic: "Who's there?"
Francis: "Let's see, I'm Francis, and that's grandpa Bill and, there's zombies out here, open the goddamn door!"


Bill: "Goddamn Smoker! You're going to have to use that tongue of yours to pull my foot out of your ass!"
#89 - dinofreak (04/21/2010) [+] (3 replies)
borderlands definatly borderlands
User avatar #182 - poptartcat (04/21/2010) [+] (7 replies)
make on about bioshock or bioshock 2
User avatar #185 to #182 - Espeon (04/21/2010) [-]
1. Every adult has a choice of using a few select voices. No exceptions.
2. Almost EVERYONE wears a mask. (God only knows where they come from.)
3. Everything around you is either smashed, burnt, blood-soaked, shattered, frozen, or molded beyond recognition, yet the machines still work perfectly.
4. Babies and small boys don't exist.
5. Even though this took place during the 1960's, it is totally possible to build a underwater metropolis.
6. All little girls look and sound precisely the same.
7. There is only one black lady.
8. Even though whales are increasingly rare, you are almost guaranteed to hear the sound of a whale from somewhere not so far off.
9. People ALWAYS record diary's and leave them for anyone to pick up
User avatar #117 - SoccerPunch (04/21/2010) [-]
If you get hit by a massive chunk of road you will fall over and get back up again
User avatar #122 - boredouttamylife (04/21/2010) [-]
this isnt as good as the other ones but its still good :D thumb for u
User avatar #79 - LittleSister (04/21/2010) [-]
For Left 4 Dead 1:
No matter where the pills are, bill always finds them
(and bill always manages to piss of the witch, ALWAYS)
User avatar #184 - rwarrimadork (04/21/2010) [-]
love this game :P
User avatar #135 - Holystryker **User deleted account** (04/21/2010) [+] (1 reply)
#111 - anonymous (04/21/2010) [+] (2 replies)
i play both L4D on L4D2 and i have never came across an invincible blond women. . . . serious fail
User avatar #120 to #115 - ComeToPenIsland (04/21/2010) [-]
thank you anon, i tried to explain this to my retarded friend at school yesterday when brainstorming ideas
User avatar #100 - Kylarz (04/21/2010) [-]
Resistance: Fall of Man!
User avatar #1 - felixthemaster (04/20/2010) [+] (3 replies)
PLEASE do more l4d2. thanks
User avatar #147 - IEpicWinGuyI (04/21/2010) [-]
#140 - Fritzlol **User deleted account** (04/21/2010) [+] (2 replies)
how can you shoot above the head?
User avatar #146 to #140 - Globb (04/21/2010) [-]
Shooting over her head and not hitting her.
User avatar #139 - Mnemic (04/21/2010) [+] (1 reply)
Dude u should do the legend of would probably be funny...
User avatar #124 - lilogilvie (04/21/2010) [+] (2 replies)
does anyone who doesnt play video games feel left out by these?
User avatar #128 to #124 - boredouttamylife (04/21/2010) [-]
u fail
User avatar #118 - kaiju (04/21/2010) [-]
"things i learned from (insert game name)..." is officially a meme. im already tired of it. ive seen so many of these, i can point out **** like this on my own while playing games by now.
#107 - anonymous (04/21/2010) [+] (1 reply)
dont make cancer joke! ASS
User avatar #112 to #107 - BlueAlbotross (04/21/2010) [-]
usuallyi prefer cleaner jokes, but this time i have to disagree, his joke wasn't making fun of cancer patients, it was genuinely a good joke and if you're insulted by it please know that I pray for whoever it is in your life that has cancer (because if you're insulted, and you don't have any relation or experience with cancer, shut up)
User avatar #59 - MrSunshine (04/20/2010) [+] (1 reply)
this game was a huge disappointment :L
its actually easier to kill a tank with a melee weapon
User avatar #46 - Residentpudding (04/20/2010) [+] (2 replies)
I don't get #6.
User avatar #47 to #46 - ComeToPenIsland (04/20/2010) [-]
Zed = Zombie
and it means you become a witch
User avatar #37 - turdmonkey (04/20/2010) [+] (1 reply)
L4D2 > MW2
prepare for thumbs down in the 20-30's region
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