Ass wipin'

**anonymous rolls 2** heres that 2

wat

Because the majority of people know how to wipe their asses so that it's not covered in poo. It's not as hard as you think it is. And in Asian countries they don't have to wipe at all because the shit doesn't get on their ass cheeks when they crouch over their floor toilets.

And the reason most people don't like bidets is because it shoots cold water up your ass. Cold water shot up your ass isn't normal.

I assume you're just joking, but if you are fat (and this goes to anyone reading this not just you) you can't even imagine how good it feels to be fit. You may think "oh I'm content with how I am" but you should be, because it is the best feeling in the world to be able to touch your toes or be able to run. (running releases adrenaline which gives you a "runner's high" which according to Emi is better than sex)

Well of course you didn't enjoy it after running for months, that takes determination though. I'm not too sure how you were able too, is your name Forrest by any chance?

On a serious note, I see it's not for everyone but I love running, it's just the best feeling to me.

Why the hell is that picture on Maxim?

yes maybe.. but remember,the less sound it makes, smells worse