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George Carlin

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Religion has actually convinced people
that there' s an invisible man
living in the sky
who watches everything you do, every
minute of every day,
And the invisible man has a special
list of ten things he does not want
you to do.
And if you do any of these ten things,
he has a special place, full of fire and
smoke and burning and torture and
anguish, where he will send you to
live and suffer and burn and choke
and scream and cry forever and ever
til the end of time!
But He loves you.
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Submitted: 06/03/2012
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#53 - HarvietheDinkle (06/04/2012) [+] (41 replies)
#12 - tkfourtwoone (06/04/2012) [+] (13 replies)
Logic>Religion

Because Greeks got it right about 2k years ago
#35 - arawan (06/04/2012) [+] (1 reply)
#227 - tomanydiscos (06/04/2012) [+] (25 replies)
Am i the only one who thinks the devil is the good guy, all he does is chill out and punish murders/rapists all day and hands out free fruit...
#21 - infamoustrapper (06/04/2012) [+] (24 replies)
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if god isn't real then how come he looks like this?
athiests = 0
christians = 1
#175 - hipsophobadon (06/04/2012) [+] (1 reply)
**hipsophobadon rolled a random image posted in comment #551 at To get things straight. ** mfw im atheist and see god peoples
#289 - feeniks ONLINE (06/04/2012) [+] (3 replies)
Am i the only one here that does not give a flying 						****					 about religion?
Am i the only one here that does not give a flying **** about religion?
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#47 - colonelbyers (06/04/2012) [-]
As a christrian I really don't care what you believe in I'm not gonna shove my beliefs down your throat so I respect that you not do the same.
#493 - prophetofexile (06/04/2012) [-]
I can finally use this.
#739 - aviators (06/04/2012) [+] (1 reply)
DON'T EVEN WASTE YOUR TIME SCROLLING DOWN.
#267 - finni (06/04/2012) [+] (15 replies)
Atheists always complain about Christians shoving their beliefs down everybody's throats


Well who's shoving their disbelief down everyone else's throats?
#682 - fytech (06/04/2012) [+] (7 replies)
#512 - sukezanebaro (06/04/2012) [-]
Well, that's some kind of religion logic.
Well, that's some kind of religion logic.
#397 - CIS White Male (06/04/2012) [+] (4 replies)
cum on guys, there are 3 things you don't argue about whith other people.   
Music,   
Politics,   
and Religion.   
all you will acomplish is rustling someones jimmies.
cum on guys, there are 3 things you don't argue about whith other people.
Music,
Politics,
and Religion.
all you will acomplish is rustling someones jimmies.
#157 - Carnictus (06/04/2012) [+] (1 reply)
Why is this kind of this 						****					 brought up on the Internet anyways? If I wanted to hear about religion, I'd go over to my grandmas house..
Why is this kind of this **** brought up on the Internet anyways? If I wanted to hear about religion, I'd go over to my grandmas house..
#314 - hoban (06/04/2012) [+] (21 replies)
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