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sperm
mucus
seminal pl
prostate fl
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the rest consists of enzymes, vita
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g and fructose '
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What men eat can affect the taste of their s
Amount per serving
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Total Carbohydrates ac I d I Ct,
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may cause sperm to taste bitter and at _
Cholesterol 3 mg
Protein 150 mg
based on average human male
ejaculation
sweet
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make the sperm taste we
virago volume of semen per
ejaculation is I teaspoon...
each teaspoon of semen can Cantt
about 200 to soo mi Ion sper
AVERAGE NUMBER OF SPERM
PER EJACULATE (in millions)
2000
e average speed of semen at
ament of ejaculation is 31 mph...
Jester than a Peruvian Jaguar
The human male ejaculates an
i average distance of
the world record for m
farthest spleen?
is 1 8 feet:
the number of
Sperm has a sperm can live inside a
It is estimated that
5% of women are the number of hours s
allergic to semen can live on a toilet
The people of Papua New Guinea it is
a K. believed that to become sexually mature men,
young boys must swallow the semen of their
elders
rae
...
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User avatar #38 - fuckdisshit (06/03/2012) [+] (21 replies)
It comes out at 31mph? thats probably the reason I got arrested for masturbating in a school zone
User avatar #7 - Titanasgr (06/03/2012) [+] (1 reply)
Papua New Guinea, roger that we found OP's house.
User avatar #34 - imagnetsux (06/03/2012) [+] (2 replies)
dear diary
toady i learned that papua new guinea is ******* weird
#77 - frozo (06/03/2012) [+] (2 replies)
>Redneck women and men have yellow teeth
>Acid erodes enamel, making teeth yellow
>Redneck men eat a lot of meat and drink a lot of milk
>It all makes sense now
#8 - mrparkinglot (06/03/2012) [-]
OP should travel to Papua New Guinea and try to become a man for the rest of his life... It would be a dream come true
#62 - bme (06/03/2012) [-]
mfw i checked and it wasnt in 						***************
mfw i checked and it wasnt in ***************
#166 - eddi (06/04/2012) [-]
was all cool...til the end
was all cool...til the end
#109 - conoriskool (06/04/2012) [-]
High probability OP lives in Papua New Guinea
High probability OP lives in Papua New Guinea
#52 - iamjackskidney (06/03/2012) [+] (1 reply)
**iamjackskidney rolled a random image posted in comment #96 at Fuck Me, Right? ** MFW Someone blew an 18 ft load...
**iamjackskidney rolled a random image posted in comment #96 at Fuck Me, Right? ** MFW Someone blew an 18 ft load...
#12 - TheCynic (06/03/2012) [-]
"You're a man now.
Swallow my semen!"
#91 - bossauce (06/04/2012) [+] (3 replies)
MFW I read that last fact
MFW I read that last fact
#395 - carnagejc (06/04/2012) [-]
MFW last fact
MFW last fact
#210 - thehuttjava (06/04/2012) [+] (5 replies)
yep I have pretty much nothing better to do
User avatar #135 - rainbowshurrburt (06/04/2012) [+] (1 reply)
Scratching Papua New Guinea off of my vacations list.
#149 - vinomz (06/04/2012) [+] (2 replies)
**vinomz rolled a random image posted in comment #1 at worth reading ** mfw semen
#427 - xchikoritax (06/04/2012) [-]
Dat last fact
#392 - deantaylor (06/04/2012) [-]
dat last one.
#334 - gettinglolz (06/04/2012) [-]
I could've gone all my life without knowing the last one.
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