Mouth rinse. . 2 11: 22 PM 54% it And they said no you can' t ‘sneak a handle of rum onto the cruise ship... Thank you food coloring! Unlike Comment ab 12 _ 2
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User avatar #83 - srapture (06/04/2012) [-]
Someone that determined to bring rum onto a big ship must be a pirate.
#80 - rmoran (06/04/2012) [-]
His dad's face when using the mouthwash
His dad's face when using the mouthwash
User avatar #2 - khalidshoukat (06/03/2012) [-]
What if someone figures out it's rum and switches it with an actual mouth rinse.
User avatar #92 to #2 - malacyman (06/04/2012) [-]
you could possibly die from ingesting Florine
#108 to #92 - anon (06/04/2012) [-]
In high amounts, possibly.
I lived on a military base and they put tiny little amounts in the water for some reason, and I'm pretty much alive and healthy.
User avatar #93 to #92 - malacyman (06/04/2012) [-]
*fluoride
User avatar #3 to #2 - Tusura (06/03/2012) [-]
Then you'd still get drunk because mouthwash contains a decent amount of alcohol.
User avatar #4 to #3 - partialexposure (06/03/2012) [-]
have you ever actually tried to get drunk from mouthwash? ******* nasty.
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#11 to #4 - jonswan (06/03/2012) [-]
It's got denatured alcohol in it, that's made from like wood grain or rice husks, and has an additive that ***** with you liver and heart. Best not to try.
#63 to #11 - pcirby (06/04/2012) [-]
By that logic its best not to drink any kind of alcohol
#72 to #63 - jonswan (06/04/2012) [-]
No denatured alcohol is in mouth wash so companies can sell without government regulation because the fed has a hold and right to all sales of the commodity of alcohol. Normal grain alcohol and other alcohols do not have denatured alcohol so it is "safe" to drink.

<- 'merica
#5 to #4 - Tusura (06/03/2012) [-]
Unfortunately yes, back as a freshman in high school...   
It really is nasty.   
   
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Unfortunately yes, back as a freshman in high school...
It really is nasty.

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#6 to #5 - partialexposure (06/03/2012) [-]
i tried about a week ago, ohgodwhy   
   
   
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i tried about a week ago, ohgodwhy


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#7 to #6 - Tusura (06/03/2012) [-]
Since we're doing things completely unrelated here...   
   
have a fractal of the Fibonacci sequence
Since we're doing things completely unrelated here...

have a fractal of the Fibonacci sequence
#10 to #4 - suicideXsweetie (06/03/2012) [-]
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I think you'll puke from the horrid taste if anything.
Pic most likely unrelated.
#154 to #4 - anon (06/04/2012) [-]
I never understood why kids did that. I always just stole rum from my parents' cabinet and replaced what was missing with water.
...I mean, I got my ass whooped when they eventually figured out their drinks were just watered-down Cokes, but still. Part of being a teenager.
User avatar #50 to #3 - Thestyrofoampeanut (06/04/2012) [-]
Only twelve year olds drink mouthwash to get drunk.
#127 - wtfxbomberboom (06/04/2012) [-]
This.... Is the best idea.... ever.
#140 - learcticfox (06/04/2012) [-]
**learcticfox rolls 88**
**learcticfox rolls 88**
#177 to #140 - anon (06/04/2012) [-]
+69 thumbs, not sure if I should thumb up more
User avatar #142 to #140 - Shutupu (06/04/2012) [-]
O.O
User avatar #147 to #140 - iwdafl (06/04/2012) [-]
Extra internets for having the gif
#119 - xanthiumxxxxx (06/04/2012) [-]
How sweet is that?? No more paying $7 for a ****** mixed drink!
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#61 - stripeygreenhat (06/04/2012) [-]
Except you'd never entirely get the bitter mint taste out of the bottle so your rum will taste kind of gross.
Except you'd never entirely get the bitter mint taste out of the bottle so your rum will taste kind of gross.
User avatar #65 to #61 - PenguinsOfMars (06/04/2012) [-]
>implying that rum doesn't originally taste gross
User avatar #84 to #65 - iwanttousenumbers (06/04/2012) [-]
It would depend on the type of rum
User avatar #62 to #61 - ohsnapitzari (06/04/2012) [-]
Not really, you just run it threw the dishwasher
User avatar #69 to #62 - thechosenwon (06/04/2012) [-]
And the sticker seal would stay there after being run through a dishwasher, fully intact and not wrinkled or discolored?
User avatar #71 to #69 - ohsnapitzari (06/04/2012) [-]
ive done it several times and the sticker doesn't peel. But i'm pretty certain they don't inspect a mouth wash container that closely.
#102 - darthblam (06/04/2012) [-]
God damn. I almost made a retarded comment about this being an idea for a plane bomb.. then I realized this was about a cruise ship.
User avatar #105 to #102 - darthblam (06/04/2012) [-]
And then I remembered you wouldn't be able to get this **** on a plane anyway.

I'm losing my ******* mind. Why am I telling you all this?!
#94 - newbiee (06/04/2012) [-]
thank you so much for this idea, im going on a cruise for my birthday soon and this is perfect!
thank you so much for this idea, im going on a cruise for my birthday soon and this is perfect!
#109 to #94 - anon (06/04/2012) [-]
Neville was a Hufflepuff.
User avatar #110 to #109 - newbiee (06/04/2012) [-]
what the actual **** . no he wasnt, read the god damn books.
User avatar #116 to #109 - paradenoire (06/04/2012) [-]
oh look, a dumb anon, what else is new
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User avatar #37 to #35 - BadManTaliban (06/04/2012) [-]
why would he drink it in public? if he's on a cruise ship he would just drink in his cabin.
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User avatar #39 to #38 - BadManTaliban (06/04/2012) [-]
dont put it in a cup. put it in your bag (which they can't search without cause) and even if they search it. they have no reason to open the bottle. that's assuming that the cruise line would flip **** if they saw a bottle of listerine and flipped **** .
User avatar #40 to #39 - BadManTaliban (06/04/2012) [-]
i ****** up that last part...you know what i meant
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User avatar #48 to #47 - BadManTaliban (06/04/2012) [-]
yeah man. you'd be fine im thinking as long as you arent underage
User avatar #55 to #35 - sinonyx (06/04/2012) [-]
>put mouthwash in cup or glass
>say it's a kool-aid singles thing
>????
>drunk as ****
User avatar #58 to #55 - sinonyx (06/04/2012) [-]
inb4 they smell the drink and/or taste
no.. they will not hound someone over weither or not they were telling the truth about waht they were drinking
#170 - fredfreezy (06/04/2012) [-]
**fredfreezy rolled a random image posted in comment #1 at i gonna try this,,, someday ** <---MFW I saw him drinking it.
User avatar #185 to #170 - padzyo (06/04/2012) [-]
Impressive... the liquid is even blue
#187 to #170 - dederplaol (06/04/2012) [-]
OH MY LORDS!
OH MY LORDS!
#172 to #170 - kleip (06/04/2012) [-]
what the actual **** !

How?
#99 - BlueToaster (06/04/2012) [-]
You could pick up a couple of those empty squirt bottles at Walmart (biggest ones you can find) fill em with whatever you want, and slap a couple of lotion stickers on em.

Best part about that is you can freak people out by appearing to squeeze lotion in your mouth when it's actually vodka or rum.
#143 - IamTROGDOR (06/04/2012) [-]
We put Captain Morgan in 2L Ginger-ale bottles
#21 - Kalder (06/03/2012) [-]
**** food coloring just empty a bottle of this and pour your rum in
#164 - prjprko (06/04/2012) [-]
the passengers faces must have been quite amusing once they saw him taking sips from a bottle of mouthwash
#112 - xmonke (06/04/2012) [-]
"Why is that man chugging mouth wash?"
"He must have an awfully dirty mouth!"
User avatar #128 to #112 - SomebodyGetTheDoor (06/04/2012) [-]
*stomach
#1 - chiengbang (06/03/2012) [-]
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GENIUS
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