Graduation

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Is this a reference to that weird age discrepancy that happened in China for some reason? I don't know why, but for whatever reason, the age of all the children in China was randomly decreased by a year or something confusing like that.

No, I distinctly remember reading something like that.

In Korea, children are born at 1 year old. Thats how they do it. So a 17 year old Korean is actually 16

Historybuff is correct. Not only are you born at 1, but a year to them works differently too, making it completely possible for him to really have been "older" after the same amount of time has passed since birth.

whip your dick out

do something like this

No, do exactly this.

shoot up the place.

Get around $50 in 1 dollar bills. When they call your name, put all the bills in a stack in your hand, and flick them randomly into the air using the palm of your other hand.

while yelling "CASH RULES EVERYTHING AROUND ME, CREAM GET DA MONEY, DOLLA DOLLA BILL YAAAAAA'LL!!!!!"

>Switch the Graduation tape with Uniform charlie Kilo
>Ride a Cow onto the stage
>Stare at the audience while slowly sliding off the side of your Bovine mount not facing the crowd
>Slide under it and firmly grasping its utter, two nips to a hand.
>Begin to shoot milk onto the crowd from the stage
>Then once the teats are dry, tip the bitch onto the elderly relatives they put in front
>Maintain eye contact with audience while you snatch your diploma walk off stage.

Enjoy immortality and possible jail time.

This, this is why i love this website. Fucking Brilliant you sexy motherfucker...

I am the hero funnyjunk needs.

... I want to do something like this... but I don't have access to a cow... What if I do this, but with my brony friends in a pony costume?

Jack off while waiting for your name to be called.

I dyed my hair blue for mine. It was awesome.

HERRO?

And now they have to enter the real world where no one gets a medal for participation and where everyone is out to kill you.

im still in that hell hole with 2 years to go!!!!

That sucks. Time flies by really quick though, I've been out for a year already and it doesn't even feel like it xD
My brother has 2 years to go too, hahaha

You'll be saying "I cant wait to graduate!" up until about a week until your graduation comes..then it'll hit you hard bro. You'll want to do it all again.

I actually wish it wasnt ending, I wish I could do it all again.

I was ready to get out. Still happy to be out. Now school sucks worse. Haha. Only finished one year and never want to go back already....

you get used to the feeling after a while
though I had some shit times in High school, looking back, they were some of the greatest years of my life

We all do.

Did we just share a feel?

You do?
Haha I don't xD
I graduated last year but I would no go back to high school mainly because I had a really antisocial personality and the only friends I had were people in band (because I was in band)
I mean I loved the band people but everyone else was pretty much an ass who made everything into a huge fucking drama and they annoyed me haha

Well I'm that guy who isnt popular, but I've wrestled all four years so I kinda get along with everyone lol. I only hate a few people and they dont fuck with me. Still, I wish I could do it again, I want another shot at things. It has easily been the best four years of my life so far.

i have a average amount of friends its just real boring for me XD
also there are countless douche bags!

I'm a freshman. :3

<yfw entering highschool

Dude I loved highschool as soon as I went in lmao.

I know, right!?
High school sucked balls!

Yeah it kinda did...
It had its good times but it was mostly filled with annoying idiots running around thinking they were the shit hahah

highschools is so fun if youre a beauty, too bad most of fj is filled with nice funny dweebs( sorry guys) just being painfully honest.

Bro tip:
don't post your name/grade on FunnyJunk if you're 12
They will kill you

Would you do you? Id do you... Id do you hard.

<--- this is incredibly related hahaha
would I do me....
good question

thanks. did not know that.

Someone in my graduating class danced across the stage and didn't get his diploma. Don't fuck with that shit.

You sir...have got a sweet roll on your hand

Aint no party like a Pewdiepie party