Granny Punisher. . Annotating granny of Melbourne, Ava Estelle, 81, was so when two thugs raped her granddaughter that she tracked the unsuspecting down... And
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Granny Punisher

Annotating granny of Melbourne, Ava Estelle, 81, was so when two
thugs raped her granddaughter that she tracked the
unsuspecting down... And shot off their testicles.
The old lady spent a week hunting those men down and, when she found
them, she took revenge on them in her own special way," said police
investigator Evan Delp.
Then she took a taxi to the nearest police station, laid the gun nu the
sergeants desk and told him as calm as could be: “Those bastards will never
rape anybody again, by God."
Cops say convicted rapist and robber Davis Furth, 33, lost both his penis and
his testicles when outraged Ava opened fire with a pistol in the hotel
room where he and former prison cell mate Stanley Thomas, 29, were holed
The wrinkled avenger also blew Thomas' testicles to kingdom come, but
doctors managed to save his mangled penis, police said. "The one guy,
Thomas, didn' t lose his manhood, but the doctor I talked to said he won' t he
using it the way he used to,” Detective Help told reporters. "Both men are
still in pretty bad shape, but I think they' re just happy to be alive after what
they' been through.”
The Rambo Granny swung into action August 21 after: her granddaughter
Debbie was crrj acked and raped in broad daylight by two
creeps in a section of town bordering on skid row. "When I saw the look on
my Debbie' s face that night in the hospital, I decided I was going to go out
and get those bastards myself 'cause I figured the Law would go easy on
them,'" recalled the retired library worker. 20 And I wasn' t scared of them,
either - because live got me a gun and I' been shooting’ all my life. And I
wasnt dumb enough to turn it in when the law changed about owning one.”
So, using a police artist' s sketch of the suspects and Debbie' s description of
the sickos, Ava spent seven days prowling the
neighbourhood where the crime took place till she spotted the allocated
rapists entering their hotel.
CI knew it was them the minute I saw ‘em, hut I shot a picture of 'em anyway
and took it back to Debbie and she said sure as hell, it was them," the oldster
recalled...
So I went back to that hotel and found their room and hooked on the door,
and the minute the big one opened the door, I shot ‘em right square between
the legs, right where it would really hurt 'an most, you know. Then I went in
and shot the other one as he backed up pleading to me to spare him. Then I
went down to the police station and turned myself inf
Now, baffled lawmen are trying to figure out exactly how to deal with the
vigilante granny.. "What she did was wrong, and she broke the law, hut it is
difficult to throw an woman in prison," Det. Delp said,
especially when 3 million people in the city want to nominate her for
Mayme"
...
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Submitted: 06/02/2012
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#1 - beastpwnrlol (06/02/2012) [-]
grandmas face when
#3 - rety (06/02/2012) [-]
that's a colt 1911. it's a .45 ACP not a 9mm
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