Sharks in the mall

but the sharks make it sooooo much cooler. I choose to believe this version despite the facts because I like it. I will now create a backstory.

Global warming is real; A massive glacial melt has risen sea levels, and the average sea temperature by 1.35 degrees (until the increased water absorbs latent heat to create global cooling), allowing various species to expand territorial waters.

Following a tropical storm originating between the latitudes of 30-40 degrees, the Washington DC subway stations have been flooded, with an influx of marine life.

FUCK YO LOGIC

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#91 to #60 - Zetsumei (06/02/2012) [-]

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#72 to #55 - sandnigglets (06/02/2012) [-]

union station hahaha shit was flooded outt

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#76 - jasonwhirlybird (06/02/2012) [-]

Don't worry guys, I'm covered.

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#39 - fredds (06/02/2012) [+] (4 replies)

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#62 to #39 - lordofthesea (06/02/2012) [-]

Yeah dude, it's obviously shopped. Come on, Canada doesn't have ships like those!

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#81 to #62 - N. Korean citizen (06/02/2012) [-]

The tall ship festival in Halifax is filled with ships like those. Canada does not, however, have any water not harboring icebergs.

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#88 to #81 - N. Korean citizen (06/02/2012) [-]

Thank you anonymous. There's no way that my previous comment was facetious in any way, shape or form. There is also no way that this is sarcastic. :D

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#113 to #39 - ispaniol (06/02/2012) [-]

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#79 - shunyata (06/02/2012) [-]

Let's go to the mall, everybody!

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#143 - gmkpmsj (06/02/2012) [+] (2 replies)

I'VE HAD IT, WITH THESE MOTHER-FUCKIN' SHARKS, IN THIS MOTHER-FUCKIN' MALL

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#154 to #143 - DEW72 (06/02/2012) [-]

**DEW72 rolled a random image posted in comment #66 at Korra ** I'VE HAD IT, WITH THESE MONKEY FIGHTING SHARKS, IN THIS MONDAY to FRIDAY MALL

(Picture is Samuel L Jackson)

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#158 to #154 - awesomeunicorn **User deleted account** (06/02/2012) [-]

**awesomeunicorn rolled a random image posted in comment #41 at backwards christmas ** but in the censored version Jackson looks like this

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#125 - fecality **User deleted account** (06/02/2012) [-]

Seems legit

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#34 - N. Korean citizen (06/02/2012) [+] (4 replies)

Just pointing out the obvious.
The left shark is shopped from this picture.

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#37 to #34 - siksteen (06/02/2012) [-]

God fucking damnit I forgot to login

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#66 to #34 - Vynce (06/02/2012) [-]

You not only told us it was shopped, but you showed us exactly how and from where. That's awesome. You're awesome.

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#58 to #34 - Skriver (06/02/2012) [-]

its a wonderful and funny shop though c:

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#35 to #34 - jinchuuriki (06/02/2012) [-]

good eye

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#205 - thefrekker (06/02/2012) [+] (2 replies)

The follow up to "Snakes on a plane" - "Sharks in a mall"

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#214 to #205 - mexikaner (06/02/2012) [-]

what's it going to be about?

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#237 to #205 - jpthecursed (06/02/2012) [-]

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#137 - muzikmafia (06/02/2012) [+] (2 replies)

Alright kids, geography lesson:

This is a photo taken from Union Station in Toronto. Union Station is near Lake Ontario.
Yesterday we had a 13+ hour rainstorm, like monsoon season.

However, we are at the 49th parallel. There are no sharks in Toronto.

Shopped

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#144 to #137 - silasdg (06/02/2012) [-]

Idk who thumbed you down but you're back up. Nice info.

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#224 to #144 - muzikmafia (06/02/2012) [-]

Although my igloo did melt

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#16 - flashcookies (06/02/2012) [-]

THAT'S IT!

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#217 - stampaho (06/02/2012) [+] (5 replies)

that's not a mall, it's a union station

and it happened in Toronto

and those sharks aren't real

and no one cares for any of these explanations

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#219 to #217 - N. Korean citizen (06/02/2012) [-]

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#239 to #217 - N. Korean citizen (06/02/2012) [-]

lol my friend was there sent me the pic before it was on the news

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#236 to #217 - tdotlegitz (06/02/2012) [-]

I don't even know how the fuck Union got flooded... It wasnt even raining that hard.
And another shitty thing that happened that day was that Scarborough Town Center had a few hour long power outage.

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#235 to #217 - N. Korean citizen (06/02/2012) [-]

"that's no mall, that's a battle station"

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#8 - profarnsworth (06/02/2012) [+] (1 reply)

And to the left we have two cops walking on water.

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#9 to #8 - N. Korean citizen (06/02/2012) [-]

something seems fishy about that...

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