Sex. . Me and the just getting T CAN' T BELEEVE YOU TALKED back to my apartment after TC) MY MOM ABOUT OUR SEX dinner with her faraday. LIFE! THAT TS ) NAL AND
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Me and the just getting T CAN' T BELEEVE YOU TALKED
back to my apartment after TC) MY MOM ABOUT OUR SEX
dinner with her faraday. LIFE! THAT TS ) NAL AND
IT' S MY MOM!
Listen! I told
you at the start
Who cares is she asked!? It
is still personal! You
Of “Ur shouldn' t talk about it
T with parentals!
am not to be
held responsible
for what T say
under the
influence of
alcohol.
Besides, she
asked!
Well maybe if we
actually ******
T would have
given her a
better review
than, "What sea
life?" I am not
in the wrong
with that one!
DH! You want
sex?! Alright
big man, get
your ass in the
bedroom I am
going to ****
you to death.
By the time I' m
done you' ll be
a quadriplegic!
OH HO! We will Talk is cheap
see about that! Tals
I' ll pound you so time : put
hard it' ll mane?
like I' m a -. . where your dick
drilling for oil f q
on the mother
******* sun!
You call this
******* !? This ls
soft core porn on
public televison!
I can fall asleep
to this!
Oh bitch you
did not just
compare my sex
to that **** !
Alright, brace
your **** !
A 9. 7 on the
dickter scale.
Now go make me
critisized your
sexual ability."
sandwich.
bah? Batoto. What kind All of it. So help me Gad
Of “Eat? if it isn' t all of it.
sweetheart, be
back in a minute!
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User avatar #50 - handsomeftww (06/02/2012) [-]
This is a 9.7 on the repost scale
#87 - brianboitano (06/02/2012) [-]
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#30 - eiramart (06/02/2012) [-]
MFW OP had sex.   
                 had sex with a woman.   
                 had sex with a ginger.
MFW OP had sex.
had sex with a woman.
had sex with a ginger.
#63 - bagofshenanigans (06/02/2012) [-]
You had me at Dickter scale.
You had me at Dickter scale.
#3 - tolnes (06/02/2012) [+] (3 replies)
#101 - ompalomper ONLINE (06/02/2012) [-]
#96 - jogoto (06/02/2012) [-]
i ******* LOST it at "my dick hurts"
#110 - thejerseyjenn (06/02/2012) [+] (1 reply)
i didn't laugh until this xD
#25 - ishalltroll (06/02/2012) [-]
..repost.
#15 - Lupitaaa (06/02/2012) [+] (2 replies)
**Lupitaaa rolled a random image posted in comment #16 at are you even trying? ** MFW I have sex
#7 - haggle (06/02/2012) [-]
"I am not to be held responsible for what I say under the influence of alcohol" - What a douche.
User avatar #4 - spikethepony (06/02/2012) [-]
Ancient... yet still funny.
#53 - mrkickasscomedy (06/02/2012) [+] (5 replies)
repost
repost
#95 - ohmahgaz (06/02/2012) [-]
repost, but a good one that made me laugh
repost, but a good one that made me laugh
#13 - nizarut (06/02/2012) [+] (1 reply)
**nizarut rolls 4,895**
User avatar #12 - chewythewolftwo ONLINE (06/02/2012) [-]
I think I have this back in my favorites somewhere, but I'll be damned if I don't laugh every time I see it, so I'll favorite it again.
#8 - akaimba (06/02/2012) [-]
oh ... what a great repost.. thumb down for stealing others work OP :)
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