The Birth Of Religion

I'm gonna favorite it, so maybe they come for me too.

I'd like to go out swinging against a bunch of religious radicals.

He was phone.

josef young or something?

Joeseph Smith.

"dum dum dum dum dum..."

haha you're getting the college Bringham Young University mixed up with Joseph Smith

i googled Moroni and it said there was a guy named Joseph Smith, Jr was visted by the Angel Moroni. so im guessing Joe is short for joseph

the creator of jesus and the latter day saints

i was about to say that to

Yeah, and I was

great minds think alike

Hell yeah!

this makes me laugh so fucking much

if there is a dog, and one person calls it bob and another calls it greg, it is still a dog

i would enjoy to pick this up later once i have regained a vast vocabulary of KNOWLEDGE!!!!!!

Wow it seems everyone really hates me. I'm getting all sorts of red thumbs.

Bring it!

The game will be......

Whever can figure out how to cross a 50-foot wide chasm using only bamboo and toilet paper.

Why is Jesus white? People like to imagine every cool guy being white... dunno why... I guess it's a racist thing...

Why is Yahweh a Male? Any creator God that has to do everything is obviously a Woman. Men can't Multitask.

like even atheists are wrong. the only religion that is right is one that nobody has discovered yet. I now propose that Mice turtles are the true gods of the universe.

Operating under the assumption that the ruler(s) of the universe is(are) vastly more powerful and intelligent than any of us can possibly comprehend, Mice Turtles are just as likely as Jehovah in factual accuracy.

you ever met a mice turtle? How do you know they are weaker than us? >:(

...blasphemer...

I don't think you quite understood what I was saying.

nope :D ALL HAIL MICE TURTLE, CLEANSE THIS SINNER

I shall not be cleansed by the unclean hands of a Mice Turtle worshipper. The fire by which my kind are born is the only thing that may cleanse my flesh, for ice colder than the black void of space flows through my veins and a world killing storm awaits within my mouth. ALL WILL FALL BEFORE MY MIGHT AND KNOW THE TERROR OF UNENDING DEATH

*bang* :)

(Easiest way to stop a religious debate)

It's a joke. Don't take it so seriously, you look like a fag when you take jokes seriously.

Meh, I enjoyed the comic... it just bothered me.

If more Christians and Muslims realized the above, there might be a little less hate.

Well there would be the same amount of hate, because the names don't matter. Its the representation of God that matters to them and differs throughout each book, causing them to "disagree" with each other.

Its just a joke.

But it's a joke that doesn't bloody work!

It doesn't have to be logical, its a joke.
You are right though but its just a joke lol

Well yes, but if the basis for a joke doesn't make sense, the joke doesn't make sense. It's a good idea but it doesn't really work.

If you say "My local volcano spews green jello" for the sake of a joke you can accept that because it's a setup for a ridiculous joke. However, if you say "Mr. T and the guy who played Clubber Lang are standing in the same room together" it doesn't entirely work. Yes you can get past it if the joke requires there to be two Mr. T's, but if it doesn't, it's just a blockage.

I feel I have to be against this joke because I always call out Christians making fun of things about atheists that aren't true or justified.

That's probably true. I'm not saying anything anyone else hasn't already said in the comments. You should go call them out too, whilst you're already juggling dicks.

look up a video on youtube called negro jesus...it'll teach you everything you need to know about mormons! :D

What is really funny is that the traditional image of Jesus was based on ceaser borgia, the son of pope alexander VI. He was a mass murderer, he killed his brother, a rapist, and had a thing for his sister. He was however, very handsome, so they adapted the image of Jesus based on him. Look for yourself

He is, as Cracked said, a little brown Jew.

I recently read an article about that.

They also mentioned that he most definitely would not have long hair. Here is a quote:

"In one chapter he (Paul) mentions having seen Jesus—then later describes long hair on a man as disgraceful. Would Paul have written "If a man has long hair, it is a disgrace to him" if Jesus Christ had had long hair? "

Yeah but you also have to take into consideration god commanded that you never cut your hair so...fuck this book is batshit crazy with contradictions. I mean it can't even get basic hygiene right.

Still a command from god in steps to become to closer to him, which is contradicted in the new testament but it still implies a contradiction.

You also have to take into account that Paul said it was disgraceful for a man to have long hair, which (as I know of) has nothing to do with the nazirite vow. (Corinthians 11)

So which is it? Only against it during the nazirite vow, against it all the time, or never against it and instead for short hair? (New testament)

Funny or not, it's a repost.

I still laughed anyway.

my gf brother, what.

My puppy? :(

Air. Seems easy.

An ad?

i punched my coffee... FUCK

camerel uses punch on bed!
its not very effective

THE WALL?!

bananas. good, I hate them anyways.

Yup, layin on my side, hit the floor. feels wonderful.
(GIF not related)

Oh shit am I lucky: it was a pillow . If it wasn't there I would have had to punch my guitar.

the wall. consider yourself sued.

Glass table....

Well that looked cool, but now my hand hurts like fuck.
Not to mention I had a raw burn scar on that same hand that is now covered with lascerations.

Damn my left hand is NOT having a good day.

My game cabinet...that's real oak...ow

A pillow, feels good man.

yay, sofa cushion

Well there is no god actually called 'god' its allah, jehovah, yahweh, etc etc. God is just a generalized term for whichever religion is most prevalent in your area.

I mean, in English and Arabic, the "proper name" for the singular deity of Monotheism is called "God" and "Allah" respectively; AS OPPOSED to "god/goddess" and "ilah/ilaha(t)". That was the extent of my meaning. I hope I was clear here.

Yes that explained it better, I thought you were going under the impression that even though they are called by different names simply because their names all imply 'god' that they were relatively the same person. I was mistaken, my apologies.