Justin Bieber

I think I'm fine not being in his position. He, like most pop singers, is only just a commercial act, he sings songs to make money. Sure he may love singing but he has not control over the song and the direction his sound goes. He is only one of five writers for Baby, which has a chorus that consists of two lines. Plus, at least I am content in knowing that I'm not the idol of millions of adolescent girls who don't really care about me as a person or who I am and really are only using me as a form of hormonal satisfaction to get them through the parts of their lives when they don't have a boyfriend, and I don't get called gay just because of the way I sing or the way I look. Plus his fame is going to be extremely short lived, considering his act is based almost solely on his looks, I really doubt that he is going to be making platinum albums or sell out stadiums to a bunch of pre-pubescent girls when he's 50. I may not have 18 million fans, but I am at a point where I am content with my life, and I see no point in time where I will stop being happy. Bieber, on the other hand, will never know what that feels like.

7,000,000,000 People - 18,000,000 Fans = 6,982,000,000 Of us who hopes he dies.

I wish I had 5 albuns.

i only have 7 fans :(

it doesn't matter what he has if they're all just worthless shit in the end. All of those albums were horrid, the book was probably so narcissistic that I wouldn't want to even fucking touch it, those awards he got would have been given to someone else if some other douchebag got as many sales as he as by creating something equally shitty, the majority of his fan base are teenage spoiled brats who sit at home all day and waste oxygen watching disney channel on their couch with their stupid iphones, macs, and hell, MAYBE EVEN DRUGS, and WHO FUCKING GIVES A RAT"S ASS IF HE'S 18?! SOCIETY, HE IS NOT THAT FUCKING SPECIAL! GET THE FUCK OVER HIM! HE IS JUST A HORRIBLE ARTIST WITH NO MUSICIAL TALENT IN HIS BEING TO MAKE A DECENT ALBUM EVEN WHEN HE HAS 30 DIFFERNT FUCKING PRODUCERS WITH HIM!!! CHRIST! ALSO, HE DOESN'T HAVE SHOWS, HE APPEARS ON THEM. AND I HOPE THE RATINGS WENT DOWN WHEN HE GOT ON THOSE SHOWS SO HIS FANBASE CAN JUST STOP BEING FUCKING NIGGERS ABOUT THIS! SERIOUSLY ALL HIS FANBASE EVER DOES IS JUST COMPLAIN ABOUT THE "HATERS," which by the is the worst fucking word you can call someone who hates something, AND HOW AWESOME THEY ARE. LADIES, YOU ARE ALL PATHETIC SCUMS OF THE EARTH WHO CONTRIBUTE NOTHING TO THIS EARTH OR THIS UNIVERSE. IF YOU WERE GOOD AT SOMETHING, IT WOULD POSSIBLY BE BEING A STD MAGNET SO THAT WAY YOU CAN CONTRACT THEM AND THEN REDUCE THE OVERALL INCIDENTS OF STD CONTRACTION. CHANGE YOUR LIVES SO AMERICA DOESN'T PLUNGE INTO DEEP SHIT! PIC FUCKING RELATED! (caps locks because you touch yourself at night)

tl;dr- my jimmies are rustled, the girl and every girl like her is a fucking whore and justin beiber's achievements mean nothing to me because he didn't earn them.

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MFW Justin Bieber

"albuns"

he has 5 albuns?...

wtf's an albun?

now he is 18!?! I swear this kid ages 1 year every 6 years. 2 years ago he was 14, last year he finally had his voice crack, and was now 16. Earlier this year I saw a magazine that had "Biebers 17th birthday!" on it, issue was a couple months old, and now he is apparently 18? The hell?

I'm gonna post this on every JB content

He's got a penis. Most of the time it's in his ass, though.

What I imagined when "Al-buns"

18 million fans? nope.

Da fuq is a ALBUN?