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#225
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Darry (04/21/2010) [-]
dude im in 8th grade and i know who these guys are... but i am one of the few *sigh*
lol that was pathetic, my turn: I WILL TEAR OUR UR INTESTINES KEEPING YOU ALIVE THROUGH THE WHOLE THING SO YOU FEEL THE AGONY WHILE I DRIVE NAILS THRU EACH JOINT IN UR FINGERS. THEN I WILL RIP EACH AND EVERY ONE OF UR FINGER AND TOE NAILS OFF WITH A PAIR OF PLIARS! now u try :D
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Darry (05/19/2010) [-]
ok....ill take u 20 miles away from civilization,strip u naked,now the fun part,illcut your little hands and feet of with a rusty machate,then ill seal your ankle wounds with cigarrete burn and give u a towel for urnubby hands, i will then take a scapel and perform nice liitle painfull cuts i dont know behind ur ears, on the tounge, all the way down the back and have a dirty hobo with aids bleed in themm while he puts salt in there. I will then throw u out of a vehicle going 70 miles an hour and my ur nubby ass crawl for life....have a good day ;)
c'mon man thats still sad not as painful as mine, i will hand you upside down by your big tows, then shove a needle on every pressure point in your body. As you scream in agony ill light you legs on fire but very slow fire that will burn you before denigrating your body. you will cry for mercy and as im cuting open your stomach with a pizza slicer, you will slip into sweet uncontiousness. O BUT ITS NOT OVER YET OOOO NO NOT BY A LONG SHOT. ill fix you up then beat the shit out of u with a golf club. when you pass out yet agen ill break your arm in 36 places then grab ahold of ur arm and swing it around. your broken pieces of bone will grind together. the agony will be too much and you will die. trust me in 8th grade your brain hasnt gotten