Why not, right?

You Obviously Love Oreos...

Everybody says you only live once but they seem to forget you only die once as well.

When people say YOLO.

Warning: TLDR incoming.
You know what I can't fucking fathom? How the fuck yolo constitutes "LET ME DO WHATEVER THE FUCK I WANT AND FUCK UP MY LIFE". If You Only Live Once, why the fuck would you want to thoroughly ruin your singular chance at existence by being a fucked up pile of shit that only managed to live thirty years? Wouldn't you want to live long and enjoy yourself so that you could take full advantage of as much as is available as possible?

I could thoroughly understand if reincarnation was real or perhaps you believed in it. Then you could do whatever the fuck you wanted in each and every life, die as early as you wanted, and come back to enjoy the party a second time in a different way. I mean, fuck... If I could reincarnate and retain my memories of a past life, I'd do whatever the fuck I wanted, whenever the fuck I wanted, and then do it all again next time just because it was fucking FUN. I'd be the greatest fucking serial killer the world had ever seen just because I had infinite retries to do it in.

But with this YOLO shit, you don't get those second, third, fourth, fifth, etc chances. You just get the one. And these stupid, pissant, retarded little fucks are throwing their shit away with drugs, tobacco, and crime BECAUSE you only get the one shot?

WHAT THE FLYING FUCK!?

fuck yolo

I honestly prefer FISH

The one I made.

The point is that YOLO means taht you should enjoy life at maximum, the only problem is that some people don't seem to know what that means, or use YOLO as an excuse for bad habits or addictions.

Example:

A) Your best friend got his Ph. D. and invites the bros to a big dinner in which each of you gets a T-bone steak big as a table, with a couple of bottles of wine per person. You know it is not the healthiest thing, but you eat more or less healthy everyday and also go to gym regularly, so is not a problem. YOLO applies.

B) You eat each day during the morning, while sitting on the compute, a big bag of Doritos and a big bottle of Pepsi, and another one during the afternoon. You don't even enjoy it anymore, you are just too used to that (and sometimes you even feel remorse). YOLO does not apply.

And you know what? When you are on your deathbed, what you will remember will be that big dinner and party when your bro got his Ph. D., not sitting eating Doritos day after day.

Well, Conker had to get blood for the big ass vampire bat somehow. Sucks to be a villager, y'know?

Someone I know is trying to push a new one out there, 'YODA' (You only die alone).