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Yeah, that moment ...
OC
The moment when you' re at a boring party and
you say "" and on the other side a
beautiful girl says "Polo" and you' re, at first,
too shy to talk to her but somehow you get over
yourself and greet her and then after some
dates, you fall in love and you get two beautiful
kids, however, one time, when you get a bit
early from work, you see her having a
threesome with your brother and your milkman
and then you first wonder if that makes your
brother gay but then see that your wife is a
bitch and that your life, which you totally build
around her, has just felt apart... Yeah, that
moment.... Puck you, Amber!
you say "" and on the other side a
beautiful girl says "Polo" and you' re, at first,
too shy to talk to her but somehow you get over
yourself and greet her and then after some
dates, you fall in love and you get two beautiful
kids, however, one time, when you get a bit
early from work, you see her having a
threesome with your brother and your milkman
and then you first wonder if that makes your
brother gay but then see that your wife is a
bitch and that your life, which you totally build
around her, has just felt apart... Yeah, that
moment.... Puck you, Amber!
...
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#84
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shortbusterrorist (06/01/2012) [+]
(12 replies)
Never date a girl who's name is a color, they're all shady.... Get it... color shades.....
Please accept me, I'm so lonely.
Please accept me, I'm so lonely.
#54
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burstofsemen (06/01/2012) [+]
(9 replies)
Milkman? Does your wife only fuck people with jobs that no longer exist? Is your brother a blacksmith?
#295
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garuda (06/01/2012) [+]
(8 replies)
cant tell if telling truth...or bullshiting because he mentioned a milkman......
#46
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generaljosh (06/01/2012) [+]
(3 replies)
That awkward moment when its the longest fucking run-on sentence ever
#226
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intrepidy ONLINE (06/01/2012) [+]
(6 replies)
My now ex-girlfriend cheated on me recently with my best friend. The great thing is, my mates girlfriend cheated on him a few months before and he specifically promised me 1-3 days before she cheated on me that he would never do that to me. I knew she was acting strange and i asked her if she wanted to break up. Nope! i get a "i still love you" bull, and then i phone to meet up with her and she's round his house and dumps me by phone, saying she'd been unhappy for awhile. Ex friend still tries to apologise but keeps sleeping with her, because its a fucking tard. He also uses FJ occasionally, so fuck you asshole! She only wanted you for a car.
P.S FJ broke my ability to be sad, after she hanged up i burst out laughing in hysterics MFW dumped.
P.S FJ broke my ability to be sad, after she hanged up i burst out laughing in hysterics MFW dumped.
