**theafroman rolled a random image posted in comment #5138695 at FJ Pony Thread **

**deltansix rolled a random image posted in comment #149 at My Childhood dream ** this is what i fap to

**salsawin rolled a random image posted in comment #5432519 at FJ Pony Thread **

Clearly he is grasping his cheeks and opening his mouth because of the spicy, full-of-win salsa that he has just injested.

**GoReMoTe rolled a random image posted in comment #18 at School **

**righteousmuffin rolled a random image posted in comment #5118374 at FJ Pony Thread ** Well, this is gonna be complicated.

Definitely not relevant.

**georgeapg rolled a random image posted in comment #5358133 at FJ Pony Thread **

georgeapg = alpha as fuck

**pencildick rolled a random image posted in comment #7 at Nose packing removal **

this guy is happy about his pencil dick, apparently

**crunchyspoon rolled a random image posted in comment #5445764 at FJ Pony Thread **

**hwangw rolled a random image posted in comment #95 at genius **

**justanoreo rolled a random image posted in comment #5297727 at FJ Pony Thread ** better be fuckin cookies

**itsmypenis rolled a random image posted in comment #43 at Ideas ** well if you really want me to.

**equestrianswag rolled a random image posted in comment #239 at Browsing the web on multiple tabs **

um... well it's like... ponies aren't real so it's like they're not there.... like those fucks.

*sigh*

**shortbusterrorist rolled a random image posted in comment #6 at Cosplay comp ** okay here we go...

She looks very short and I'm pretty sure she has been on a bus before, also her bra is yellow and the bus on my profile pic is yellow....

**bowbeforegir rolled a random image posted in comment #5041444 at FJ Pony Thread **

I think gir is awesome. Fluttershy is crying blood, which is awesome.

roll image Didn't roll the image the first time......

**icameheretotroll rolled a random image posted in comment #5460191 at FJ Pony Thread ** a troll related?

*roll image*

**xxrobzzilaxx rolled a random image posted in comment #179 at PPG **

mfw "The Game:" is the only thing I notice.

**ralps rolled a random image posted in comment #149 at So i went out fishing.. **

this is a picture of me at dawn

**ekwaqfeo rolled a random image posted in comment #23 at facebook **

this man is attractive, and ekwaqfeo is an attractive name?

**rubanman rolled a random image posted in comment #123 at Back Then... **

because.... rubanman is op occasionally?

**equestriaman rolled a random image posted in comment #79 at A Black Cashier **

**diddymonster rolled a random image posted in comment #4955217 at FJ Pony Thread ** i'll try again

**morrisseyelise rolled a random image posted in comment #195 at Dead space 2 **

there is an e in the mexican words and an e in my username. there. fuck everything.

**diddymonster rolled a random image posted in comment #5 at Brain Blast **

obviously.....um......i don't even know why i still use this username anymore....it was the name of my neopet 8 years ago and i've never changed it



i guess? talking chickens and neopets don't exist?

**shinyrayquaza rolled a random image posted in comment #5431151 at FJ Pony Thread **

I honestly have no idea.

**ssshadow rolled a random image posted in comment #5445424 at FJ Pony Thread ** ^_^

I can't seem to think of a connection between wide-mouthed turtles and shadows D:

**silenceikillu rolled a random image posted in comment #58 at DO WANT! **

**coolmcbob rolled a random image posted in comment #4981959 at FJ Pony Thread **
And apparently I'm so retarded I forgot how to roll

**skyeprettie rolled a random image posted in comment #24 at New Meme **

ummm?

**fuckyourflamingos rolled a random image posted in comment #108 at Game over ** This will be interesting...

Uh... bestiality happened in that car?

**hinamorimomo rolled a random image posted in comment #30 at swag on **

um?

**reellaking rolled a random image posted in comment #5078054 at FJ Pony Thread **

stop moving god dammit! i dont know w hat im looking at!!

**fromthefuture rolled a random image posted in comment #45 at Moms of the Year **

Kitties can talk in the future? and they have a lot of questions?

**JohnMarston rolled a random image posted in comment #10086 at Slice of Life thread II **

This is not related to cowboys what-so-ever.

**nintendolover rolled a random image posted in comment #62 at post all your Luna **

it doesn't...

**HarvietheDinkle rolled a random image posted in comment #29 at wait a second **

Once upon a time, I was just sitting there, minding my own business. Suddenly, I saw something in the distance. What's this? It seems to be getting bigger? Is.. is that...? It was. A giant cock, the size of manhattan, started to hurtle towards me. It veins the size of a river, its foreskin flapping in the breeze, this monster of a penis sailed towards me like a colossal battleship, hunting down the last remenants of mankind in the final battle of our time.
I ran.
This gigga-phallus caught up to me. Before I could do anything or say a single word, I was hit with the million-ton head of this mammoth dick. Over and over, soggy flesh struck me and hurtled me back hundreds of feet. Suddenly, a miracle. The cock stood up, and in a thundering voice, spoke to me. "Harvie," It said. "Your time has come!" Suddenly, rearing up into the sky, past clouds, planes, birds - hurtling into the stratosphere, the cock began to glow a faint yellow flame.
Oh shit, I thought. For I knew what was happening. The behemoth man-rod was going super sayain. As I watched with awe, a yellow mane began to sprout from the back of the miles-long schlong. The light was growing louder, and I realized that what I thought was the thundering of the cosmos was actually its thundering scream. Oh shit oh shit oh shit!
I ran.
Hurtling towards me, the cock gained momentum. I could see its gargantuan mass growing in size, blotting out the clouds, then the sun, then the entire sky. However, what ThunderDick didn't know was that its sheer power, its sheer godliness started opening up portals to different dimensions. Unimaginable beings, shapes, and realities started pouring into this dimension, jumping onto my perceived doom. It went down with a firey crash, its screams shattering mountains for miles around. I managed to jump into a portal, screaming my last wishes. Luckily for me, against all odds, I... I was home! I had made it!

Also, as a troll, I used to fight in the Arena, but I lost it to a bad economy.

**thexiled rolled a random image posted in comment #114 at Just kidding **

I got nothin...........

**cancerousiguana rolled a random image posted in comment #87 at it was bound to happen **

**thehornyduck rolled a random image posted in comment #9485 at Social Board **

well im horny and thats where my dick is located

**hahahathatsfunny rolled a random image posted in comment #5246703 at FJ Pony Thread **

That's funny.

**bunsofsteel rolled a random image posted in comment #15 at Selective Reading **

You bake buns and muffins in the oven.

**kwhero rolled a random image posted in comment #1 at Breastfeeding **

Pretty fucking heroic...

**camatom rolled a random image posted in comment #41 at Game of Thrones ** it has a c in it?

a C you say? so im guessing its a cunt

**sirfagsalot rolled a random image posted in comment #439 at That one site... **

**clear rolled a random image posted in comment #504 at Military Women **

clearing the dementors out of my head.....the wailing....the touch....the soap i dropped....

**darthmaulman rolled a random image posted in comment #19 at Writing in Equestria **

darth maul taught her to cherish every moment you have with your friends and mentors, because you never know which is your last

**electrozombie rolled a random image posted in comment #8774 at Social Board **

I got nothing

**epiknarwhalz rolled a random image posted in comment #5065827 at FJ Pony Thread **

Well..OBVIOUSLY...his fan was my inspiration for the "epik" in my name

* roll picture*

**dragonstew rolled a random image posted in comment #5137523 at FJ Pony Thread ** god damnit

It's just that tasty.

**ilikereposts rolled a random image posted in comment #89 at Toph is Blind 3. **

I got nothing.

**mrnomnomnom rolled a random image posted in comment #48 at Poor Dog **

I have no fucking clue.

**mandrakemolotov rolled a random image posted in comment #5445115 at FJ Pony Thread **

The mandrake root has long been used in magic rituals. Adventure Time has magic in it.

Me

**tropius rolled a random image posted in comment #89 at RIOT AGASINT 9GAG! **

Cacti are plants. Tropius is a plant. Cactus=Tropius

**dragontaming rolled a random image posted in comment #15 at Pokemon Facts Part 2 **

Dear god yes! I fucking love Pokemon, ever since I was 4

Especially Wes. Fucking badass

**warchamp rolled a random image posted in comment #5354931 at FJ Pony Thread **

yes.

**freespeech rolled a random image posted in comment #176 at Bitches homework bitches homework **

We are both on funnyjunk.

**lorddoctoroftardis rolled a random image posted in comment #4944178 at FJ Pony Thread **

The Doctor is a pony (Doctor Whoves)

**austyp rolled a random image posted in comment #5074175 at FJ Pony Thread **

it is a type of boat near AUS, austrailia

damn you

dear cthulhu how long is this if?

**BLACKFRAMEPERSON rolled a random image posted in comment #28 at Best 4 chan roll ever **

**BLACKFRAMEPERSON rolled a random image posted in comment #11 at Granddaughters **

**lillpip rolled a random image posted in comment #234 at The Plague Doctor **

Mcdolans is a play off of Mcdonalds, which relates to America. My username is based off a character in Fallout: Equestria, which is based off of Fallout 3, which takes place in america.

**heyhihowyoudurian rolled a random image posted in comment #56 at When I see Something Horrible **

I say hi how you durian instead of doing and while they are confused I choke them...

**Jewssassin rolled a random image posted in comment #463 at Derp's mom **

Many times people see my name and get the meaning wrong, so they arnt sure if they should laugh or think Im a Nazi.

**mattyran rolled a random image posted in comment #169 at Praise The Magic Conch **

Why not?

**rainbowkirisame rolled a random image posted in comment #204 at He tried to feed me healthy food- **

It has colors!

**walkedintomordor rolled a random image posted in comment #5244630 at FJ Pony Thread **

A lot of people obsess on trying to get into Mordor. Calm down, I got this.

**taintedtruffle rolled a random image posted in comment #5102077 at FJ Pony Thread **

I am a dark twisted soul who prefers to hide from people and laugh from afar

**perishing rolled a random image posted in comment #5 at SlenderMan Pastel **

Slenderman got me and now I'm perishing. I love my roll.

**toonlinktwentytwo rolled a random image posted in comment #69 at DIablo **

video games i guess?
fuck i don't know!

**lolwatthe rolled a random image posted in comment #147 at poop prank idea **

You see that my username is lolwatthe everything relates to me in some way or another.

**mikeliterous rolled a random image posted in comment #625 at How dare you?! **

ok uhh mikeliterous
is harry potter?

**BorderPatrol rolled a random image posted in comment #5174937 at FJ Pony Thread **

I have deported 44 mexicans...kinda....not really

**kingdomheartsfan rolled a random image posted in comment #50 at MAYBE!? **

**repostforlife rolled a random image posted in comment #3 at I wish it was something less serious **

I don't think I want to know.

**lpjazzman rolled a random image posted in comment #47 at Home Alone **

**thefurie rolled a random image posted in comment #5366797 at FJ Pony Thread **

furies are the demon underlings of Hades/Pluto who benefits highly from war.

**thisiswhining rolled a random image posted in comment #5 at I've never felt so bad for recycling **

Boxes-homeless-sad-whining?

**spermbank rolled a random image posted in comment #5406287 at FJ Pony Thread ** i wanna go again!

ah fuck.....uhm....a fanfiction I read, with Dashie being gangbanged by Big Mac and Discord....it was not pleasant

**spermbank rolled a random image posted in comment #13 at Magic School Bus kids getting jizzed on **

I was on FJ, saw a PPG post in NSFW of Buttercup being jizzed on by the professor multiple times. then my childhood was ruined

**pkmnmad rolled a random image posted in comment #50 at thats one way to put it.. **

this guy was mad about pizza... i was mad about pokemon.

**furrysheaperd rolled a random image posted in comment #16 at Okey Dokey Loki **

uhm could be called a furry ?

**snuffff rolled a random image posted in comment #431 at Haha **

treyvon martin

**xEatMyBaconator rolled a random image posted in comment #22 at Snickers **

umm idfk burgers are brown? so are niggers?

**drakintoomba rolled a random image posted in comment #7138 at Social Board **

**somniumecstasi rolled a random image posted in comment #52 at Everyone's copying her! ** this.

ok
somniumecstasi is latin for dreamtrance. the girl in the picture is weird. dreamtrance is weird.
boom.

**madjackal rolled a random image posted in comment #5218830 at FJ Pony Thread **

it just does

**blandknight rolled a random image posted in comment #93 at The Watson Effect **

**euchreplayer rolled a random image posted in comment #66 at Baking Fail **

she is my partner while playing euchre and not the only thing she is my partner for..