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#16
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TheNewDudeMann (06/01/2012) [-]
YOU DIDNT HAVE TO STOOP SO LOW
HAVE YOUR MOHELS GRAB THEIR SCISSORS
AND THEN CUT MY MEMBER
GUESS THAT I DON'T NEED THAT NOW
NOW ITS JUST A PIECE OF SKIN I USED TO OWN
HAVE YOUR MOHELS GRAB THEIR SCISSORS
AND THEN CUT MY MEMBER
GUESS THAT I DON'T NEED THAT NOW
NOW ITS JUST A PIECE OF SKIN I USED TO OWN
#18
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notsofunnycomedy (06/01/2012) [-] I live in America
the country with the most cut dicks next to Israel
I have a normal dick
friends say I'm weird cause i don't want to chop my dick
meet guy who also has a normal dick
we become buds
start a secret order of bros with normal dicks
we call ourselves "The Brother Hood of the Second Head"
who wants to join
we play Yahtzee
the country with the most cut dicks next to Israel
I have a normal dick
friends say I'm weird cause i don't want to chop my dick
meet guy who also has a normal dick
we become buds
start a secret order of bros with normal dicks
we call ourselves "The Brother Hood of the Second Head"
who wants to join
we play Yahtzee
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alixxincrypted (06/01/2012) [-]
i think the whole argument about circumcision and uncircumcised dicks is **** ridiculous. a dick is a dick, if you know how to use it then i don't see why the hell it would matter.
#78
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tinglyturtletaint (06/01/2012) [-] Funnyjunk is like that asshole in school who when he/she likes a joke, they ******* repeat it every chance they get until you want to break their legs, in website form.
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greatboobya (06/01/2012) [-] Foreskin is made out of the same tissue as outter labia is. So if that's for health reasons it should be just as healthy for women to chop their tissue, eh?
I think the whole cleaner, more sensual, healthier chopped dick is load of jewish ******** .
I think the whole cleaner, more sensual, healthier chopped dick is load of jewish ******** .
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TigerShark (06/01/2012) [-] Your argument is complete and utter ******** . In case you have not noticed, penises and vaginas are completely different, the outer labia is in no way similar to the foreskin of a penis in any way.
I could care less about the religious reasons, but i'm glad that I was circumcised as a baby due to the extra skin being a bit disgusting in my opinion. **** gets stuck up there and has to be cleaned regularly, also (probably due to me being used to my own) uncircumcised penis just look plain weird....
Oh and at least 90% of the girls I know would much rather have a guy with a circumcised penis ( at least the ones I've talked to about it, it's a surprisingly common topic for some reason lol)
I could care less about the religious reasons, but i'm glad that I was circumcised as a baby due to the extra skin being a bit disgusting in my opinion. **** gets stuck up there and has to be cleaned regularly, also (probably due to me being used to my own) uncircumcised penis just look plain weird....
Oh and at least 90% of the girls I know would much rather have a guy with a circumcised penis ( at least the ones I've talked to about it, it's a surprisingly common topic for some reason lol)
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vaskaduzea (05/31/2012) [-]
would you like it better for them to cut it off when you will remember the pain ?
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jakeattack (06/01/2012) [-]
just wondering are most people in america circumcised even if they aren't Jewish? since i'm not OP i don't look at other guys dicks lol.
#99
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demandsgayversion (06/01/2012) [-] I looked up the song and not only is it ******* awesome, but these are now hilarious.
#103
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joedangermotley (06/01/2012) [-] I'm thumbin' cause i finally found a post that wasn't about **************
#46
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sibbalitla (06/01/2012) [-] always when "you didn't have to cut me off" jokes come around I always get that song stuck in my head for days -.-
#13
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ragingbrony (06/01/2012) [-] This is one of the few thoughts that actually makes me cringe.
WHHHYYY!?!
WHHHYYY!?!
