OC true story

Just chillin in English
Notice one of my friends has left the
room and his laptop is -insrt sitting there
I open up a word document
his finished essay about his life,
accomplishments and what not...}
and add: "But most of all, I think
I just really love dick" as the
last line.
He doesn' t notice and prints it
and gives it to his English teacher
who happens to be an old woman}
That night I get a message from
him on Facebook
Why my friend?
f You know that thing you More on my English? I sent that to
ms huussii Without checking t They tailed mum in and
asked her if Yd been sexually abused or raped or if I was
gay! Hahahaha. But I think yau' re in a hit at shit ,:
What did it say??
I Luke Hayes
About me laying dick and stuff. was it you?
Hahaha fuckl
Anyway, it turned out his teacher
read it and freaked the fuck out,
rang his mother and they both
went to the school for an interview
where they asked him if he was gay
or if he had ever been assaulted
or anything. He had no idea what they
were talking about