Florida Edition

**mrbuu rolled a random image posted in comment #166 at Need a twelfth doctor? ** well i live in Florida mfw im fucked

Fuckin' rabbits, cutting away our states...We fucking live in the Everglades too asshole!

Someone's upset

Samefag reporting in with another Floridian method.

by pulling out your pony porn and fapping?

That would certainly make ME back off...

Llamas with Hats

Edd Gould... R.I.P. (Resurrection In Progress)

Let's just celebrate his life now instead of being reminded of his death every time.

Agreed.

Yeah, because the human race has never demonstrated cannibalistic tendencies and batshit behavior... EVER.

wait, when did tally become raccoon city?

i get that it's a joke, i just don't know what the joke is

Miami is ruining it for us. On the other hand, everybody loves Orlando, so it evens out.

**thefunniestjunker rolls 60**

**pokemonstheshiz rolls 06**

I live in Orlando, and nothing weird is happening.

You're further north.

Don't worry... It'll spread there soon enough.

yeah
the druggie Apocalypse
i'll go get the snacks

So do I shit gets weird here and now this lol if I hear another one of these stories im the fuck outta here

Mystery rashes breaking out in schools, a woman slaughtering her kid, then killing herself, a guy tearing a heart out of another person and then eating it... A guy eating another person's face... He gets shot, and GROWLS at them, and keeps eating. They shot him six times, and it wasn't until the sixth shot, a HEADSHOT, that he does...

MFW

Yep I'm gonna get the hell away

Believe it or not... I'm leaving monday. I won't be back til late thursday. If I hear more shit going on, I just might not come back.

You sir are prepared... I need to start packing an emergency bag

Either of you two live in the Riverview area, or near it? (that's about 15 minutes south of Brandon) If so... We need to start an army. I have weapons. I just need more people.


<-- Some of my weapons

I wish the best of luck to you my friend, I would be there to help but I am in Superior Wisconsin.

Thank you sir. ;_; I'll fight the good fight, hopefully we can keep it from spreading to your state.

Well if it does, I may or may not be ready, and another thing that's fucked up is that on Sunday me and my friend were playing The Walking Dead, Left 4 Dead, Dead Rising and all those games.
Then we hear about this, Coincidence?

I'm out near Tampa like 20 min away

If the zombies attack, you drive straight south on I-75, take exit 250, turn left at third traffic light, drive straight until you pass Evolution cabriolet, go about 200 yards, and SCREAM MY NAME. I will come out and rescue you, and then arm you with weapons.

Lol but... I'm not a virgin.... With a face like this, how could I be? :P

http://www.cbsnews.com/8301-504083_162-5783/ronald-poppo-victim-of-fla-face-eating-man-rudy-eugene-is-a-65-year-old-homeless-man-police-say/

This says twice but I've heard up to 9

ok
the heart guy thought the devil was in his friend
true story

I live in Florida too, and I agree.
We are fucked.

Either of you two live in the Riverview area, or near it? (that's about 15 minutes south of Brandon) If so... We need to start an army. I have weapons. I just need more people.

I agree.
But, I can't.
I'm moving this Saturday to Georgia.
I've seen enough fucked up shit here.

Lol I'm leaving monday. Not coming back til Thursday. If I hear of more shit happening... Might not come back.

i just moved back to bradenton cant again for 3 year might be fucked me and my friend have 3 bats though nothing other then that guy chewing his face off has weird happend.

Don't say that... I'm going to Florida next month ><

Might wanna change your plans, buddy

i also live in florida and i would like to know what the uck this face eating shit is about?

fucking zombies

FINALLY! I've been trying to figure that out for years!

eeeexcellent

cheers from a fellow Floridian

Me too. D: