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Sandwich Math

ll,!?,, omegle Talk to stranger's
You' re chatting with a random stranger on Omeglol
Question to discuss:
Why do sandwiches taste better when cut
into triangles?
You: Simple.
Stranger: OH MY GOD
Stranger: realisation
Stranger: holy ****
Stranger: your right
Stranger: this is life changing
You: Triangular food is more geometrically solid than
rectangular food.
You: Think of it like this.
Stranger: GD
You: The angles on your sandwich are 45/ 45/ 90
You: As it forms a perfect right traingle.
You: These numbers, as we all know, add up to 18th
You: Now, what we do here is look at the division of
180 by 45.
You: Giving us 4.
You: We' ll assign it to X here.
You: Now we look at a rectangular sandwich.
You: Four 90 angles, forming a total of 360,
You: Elma more, we divide 360 by 90, giving us it
again.
You: Here, however, we must look at something else.
You: Because all the angles are equal in the
rectangular sandwich, we have it equal angles.
You: Whereas in the triangular, only two angles are
equal
You: So, now we take our}; value and divide it by fir.
You: Giving us fir.
You: We' ll take the X value again (We know
You: And divide by the four equal angles of the
rectangular sandwich.
You: Giving us 1.
You: We now assign these values to numerical slots.
You: And R (for rectangular value) = 1
You: Looking at a pure taste ratio by these numbers,
we see that T is twice that of R.
You: Meaning that triangular sandwich halves are, by
their mathematical nature, twice as delicious as
rectangular halves.
Stranger: wow
Stranger: *claps*
Stranger: bravo
Stranger: GP
Stranger: I hope you screen capped this
You: If only. This could be a legend my friend. Take the
glory for yourself.
You: Go forth with this screencap. Post it around the
interwebs. Spread the joyous news.
Stranger: I will do
Stranger: with honor
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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Submitted: 05/30/2012
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#2 - communistuprising (05/30/2012) [+] (1 reply)
This reminded me about one of my OCs from ages ago :D

thanks OP
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