may be necessary. just keep this in mind if some naked dude tries to eat your face.. TOP 10 LESSONS FOR SURVIVING A ZOM AS BY MAX BROOKS tltr 1. BEFORE THEY RIS zombies survival Advice max brooks
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may be necessary. just keep this in mind if some naked dude tries to eat your face.. TOP 10 LESSONS FOR SURVIVING A ZOM AS BY MAX BROOKS tltr 1. BEFORE THEY RIS

just keep this in mind if some naked dude tries to eat your face.

TOP 10 LESSONS FOR SURVIVING A ZOM
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#15 - savvz (05/31/2012) [+] (6 replies)
Blades don't need reloading but you have to sharpen them pretty much constantly if they're gonna see heavy use.

I'd prefer a short mace, better for cracking skulls and you don't need to keep them sharp.
#10 - areyouawakeyet (05/31/2012) [-]
This book is the basis of ALL my zombie plans.
That **** about stocking your **** upstairs and then destroying your staircase with a sledgehammer? Brilliant. I moved to a 2nd story apartment just because of it.
Now, I just hope that all my neighbors evacuate so I don't have to worry about them infecting me...
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#29 - ovencat (05/31/2012) [+] (14 replies)
"no place is safe, only safer"

BITCH PLEASE!

<---- i'm prepared
<---- this tower would be my base. (it's in my hometown)
User avatar #35 to #29 - kirkbot (05/31/2012) [-]
>fire in basement
>you're dead
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#79 to #44 - ogomer (05/31/2012) [-]
Give It All - Rise Against
Dead! - My Chemical Romance
Good Riddance (Time of Your Life) - Green Day
Wrathchild - Iron Maiden
Ambitions - Donkeyboy
Beautiful - Eminem
Ten Thousand Fists - Disturbed
The Pretender - Foo Fighters
Lost - Avenged Sevenfold
So Cold - Breaking Benjamin

Most of these were oddly fitting.
User avatar #43 - Gandalfthewhite (05/31/2012) [+] (1 reply)
blades may not need reloading, but they can get lodged/stuck if you're not an experienced swordsman, so a mace or hammer would do best
#32 - anonymous (05/31/2012) [+] (1 reply)
Why the **** would you pick a bike over a car?
User avatar #33 to #32 - platapus (05/31/2012) [-]
cars need fuel, get stuck offroad and the noise attracts zombies
#16 - repostsrepost (05/31/2012) [+] (6 replies)
Blades would be a bad idea. Any type of close quarters weapons(including shotguns) would be a bad idea. If a bite can infect you, then so can blood. If you use a blade or a blunt weapon, blood will splatter and if a drop of it gets in your mouth, an open wound or anything the leads to inside your body, its definitely as infectious as a zombie biting into your arm.
User avatar #21 to #20 - platapus (05/31/2012) [-]
if only that poor bastard in miami had worn face protection...
#11 - rogrizzle ONLINE (05/31/2012) [-]
this should be ten lessons for a girl on her period
User avatar #9 - AeroChic (05/31/2012) [-]
I have this book. That is all.
User avatar #8 - teevee (05/30/2012) [+] (1 reply)
If they are the rotting flesh kind, using blades would not be as effective as a blunt object. however, if they are the kind that either needs blood or is a "new" zombie, blades would be good. axes are the best, though. they have a blunt and sharp edge.
#13 to #8 - IAMDIZZYONFANTA (05/31/2012) [-]
Oh, the blades are for neutralizing them, not necessarily killing. A bullet won't blow their limbs off or stop them in any way unless you hit their head, but if you hack through the muscle on their arm with a machete? suddenly they can't grab any more, leaving you pretty much free to get away/hack them in the brainpan. Also Max Brooks zombies don't rot, the Solanum virus prevents contact with any other animal or microorganism.

That being said, it suggests the use a crossbow if you really need to kill one.

Pic related, Battle of Yonkers from World War Z (another max brooks book, I suggest you read it. Apparently there's going to be a film of it sometime soon).
#1 - xfortune (05/30/2012) [+] (1 reply)
BUT! What if there is no other staircase, then you're 			******		...
BUT! What if there is no other staircase, then you're ****** ...
User avatar #4 to #1 - platapus (05/30/2012) [-]
id say you're more ****** if you get eaten
#70 - teamwyatt (05/31/2012) [+] (4 replies)
Or, you know, be a vampire, it was kinda proven they would win, even when zombies were given the edge
#64 - habibijan (05/31/2012) [-]
But if a dude is eating my face, I doubt I'll have time to change my clothes and shave my head. I'll be busy screaming bloody murder
#37 - dwarfman (05/31/2012) [+] (5 replies)
Disproving the undead nature of the Florida incident, using The Zombie Survival Guide.
>A zombie would have turned and gone after the cops not continued his meal
>A lone zombie would not be found in a major city there would be more
>The "Rash" is not a symptom of infection (Look for an outbreak of raging fevers)
>Suspect died without a shot to the head
>Victim has not risen yet (Takes between 2 hours to 48 hours to die and resurrect)
User avatar #45 to #37 - platapus (05/31/2012) [-]
but thats only based on the zombie model max brooks uses, it could be a "28 days later" zombie or a different kind.
although the lone zombie thing has a point.
User avatar #23 - nooc (05/31/2012) [-]
First thing i'm going to do is get me some swanky motor bike leathers and a helmet.
Gotto protect my flesh before i even think about fighting any zombies
#7 - themexicanbarber (05/30/2012) [-]
best book ever
User avatar #2 - nidhugg (05/30/2012) [+] (3 replies)
Why short hair?
User avatar #3 to #2 - platapus (05/30/2012) [-]
so zombies can't grab at it
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