Zombies?

Here' s my fantastic plan. If
there are zombies, it
probably won' t be till
we' re married and have a
house. So I' m gonna
become an extreme
and stock up
our entire basement full of
cans and then with the
money we save buy
treadmills (since we' re so
technologically advanced
there will be something
else) and surround the
house with them. And then
stock pile ammo