Steel Panther vs One Direction

Steel Panther
Explicit sexual messages, songs like "Community
Property" and "Weenie Ride" are prime examples of
this
Formed in the year 2000, their main focus was to bring
back 80' s metal.
Get' s lots and lots of girls, has sex with as much as
possible (Sometimes 17 in a row)
The singer, who has a phd. in English Literature writes
a majority of their lyrics
Actual band with the standard instruments and really
awesome hair
One Direction
Lyrics tailored for 12 year old girls
Formed in 2010 after the in Ewan (l know,
them being british is a negative, but let' s not
be racist) primarily for the money
Any girls who they could "get with" would be illegal
and they would be charged with child molestation
Copyrite their songs at best
All five of them sing, no instruments in the "band", and
their hair is the same as Justin Bieber' s