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#992 - anonymous (06/05/2012) [-]
He wasn't a zombie, the man was on a new drug called "bath salts" that makes you extremely aggressive, growl like an animal, hallucinate and inhibits your ability to feel pain. It's recently been discovered by US boarder security, and individuals affected have been known to be impervious to taser and bullet shots.
#978 - anonymous (05/31/2012) [-]
Wow, I can't believe this was also posted on 9gag
#974 - brandonius (05/31/2012) [-]
Oh please guys, zombies? They wouldn't last even a couple weeks, if they were even real. Think about it, dead bags of meat walking around deteriorating in the heat and cold, that wouldn't last long. Not only that, a moron would have to contract the "virus" through biting.
I'd love some senseless, yet remorseless, killing just as much as those whack jobs that train for these events, but the truth of the matter is, this won't happen, even if it does, you will be disappointed.
TL;DR = No zombie apocalypse, just some dude tripping balls suffering from psychosis.
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User avatar #971 - twentyseconds (05/31/2012) [-]
yeah this made me buy that zombie survival guide
according to it:

1.) the overall best weapon is shaolin spade. COOL let me just find one real quick thos are like everywhere

2.) to escape a horde in your home, run up the stairs and destroy them with explosives. Great now im in a burning house with no way out.

3.) a BMX bike is a more practical vehicle then a helicopter because a helicopter takes gas. I guess that factor is more important then being exhausted from riding a bike for miles. its not like i would want a transportable shelter that flies.

makes me think any one on the website could write a better book
User avatar #972 to #971 - thesilveresteagle (05/31/2012) [-]
can you post a link to it?
#969 - anonymous (05/31/2012) [-]
User avatar #965 - blairoutloud (05/31/2012) [-]
That was my reaction.
#957 - automaticniggazsho (05/31/2012) [-]
** ****************** rolled a random image posted in comment #4 at Avatards ** Weapon when outbreak happens
#954 - izabubblebuddy (05/31/2012) [-]
**izabubblebuddy rolled a random image posted in comment #7124 at Slice of Life thread II **
#951 - hereslookinatyou (05/31/2012) [-]
Not only did he not fall after being shot he looked at police and growled.
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#958 to #953 - hereslookinatyou (05/31/2012) [-]
Oh I thought I read that a witness said that he saw him get shot and then he growled.
#967 to #958 - anonymous (05/31/2012) [-]
Does it really matter!? ITS STILL A ZOMBIE!!!! START PACKING YOUR GUNS!!!
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#964 to #956 - mixmastergandalf (05/31/2012) [-]
Done. I was funnybonesjones.
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#932 - goofyholler (05/31/2012) [-]
Its funny because i live 2 hours away from where that happend.
#940 to #932 - tonybony (05/31/2012) [-]
It's funny cause you're next.
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User avatar #935 to #932 - asmodeu ONLINE (05/31/2012) [-]
It's funny because your comment's not funny.
#949 to #935 - anonymous (05/31/2012) [-]
#925 - aloopyduck (05/31/2012) [-]
Quick question.
If you die before the zombie infection spreads and consumers you, would you still be a zombie?
You're already dead right?
Unless zombies go on without vital organs.
#970 to #925 - anonymous (05/31/2012) [-]
If it's like the Miami zombie, there's no infection to begin with, it's all about living ppl getting hooked on the drug. Personally, I think it will start with some other drug of addiction, then they will all become dirt poor. Then, bc of the economy, they will have no other choice than to start using the zombie drug. Then we're screwed.

So yeah, you'll be fine if you die before...
#962 to #925 - blakeserene ONLINE (05/31/2012) [-]
Depends on the type of zombie outbreak you're talking about, and also what lores you believe most. The original zombie movies, the dead rose up and killed the living, making more zombies. They were actually dead dead, and had been for some time. However, newer zombie stories and lore do occasionally have living dead (ex. resident evil's parasite style infection). However, almost universally, zombies are dead people reanimating, meaning all life signs stopped at some point, then restarted to various extents. Most lore nowadays revolve around zombies in which only the brain stem is alive and active (hence the idea of shooting them in the head), meaning that technically, even if a human being were to be mostly eaten, if the brain is intact, they can become a zombie.

In short, yes, even if you die before you turn, so long as the brain is intact, a zombie will still be created.
User avatar #938 to #925 - wolvesbrickwall (05/31/2012) [-]
if you're already dead before you get bitten, then no, you won't come back as a zombie.
#942 to #938 - tonybony (05/31/2012) [-]
What about in Night of the Living Dead? I thought they came back to life even though they were already dead. I could be wrong though, I haven't watched that movie in years.
User avatar #944 to #942 - wolvesbrickwall (05/31/2012) [-]
i go by the Zombie Survival Guide, personally.
#946 to #944 - tonybony (05/31/2012) [-]
Honestly, that's probably the best idea. That ****** got everything in it.
#923 - joeyxxxx (05/31/2012) [-]
they have no proof about the bath salts or cocaine pyscosis

something telling me the goverment will release a zombie virus across the world to control the population
#922 - willidie (05/31/2012) [-]
And here we have all the ***** I give.
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