dear women

well personally id rather it be in braille

I personally believe that we should have pornography that interjects important things for us to know
For example:
Halfway through a scene they can just stop and say "Nathaniel Hawthorne wrote The Scarlet Letter in 1850, and it is widely considered to be his greatest work"
Then they just go back to fucking like nothing was said
Think of how much we could learn....

Wow, I don't remember the last time I used this...

they do want people to look at them, just not you OP.

The false assumption here is that women don't want you to look.

Trust me, they do.

But they DO want you to look. Then they want to act all offended and wronged for the extra drama and attention.

Ho logic

Men, if we cant beat them, let's join them. I for one am for wearing super tight botty shorts with pink written across my crotch.

dear women, dont wear these pants if u dont have a nice ass!

I'm sorry, what?

Or when they wear leggings and they get mad at you for looking at their ass.

It's like, you obviously want people to look if you're wearing something that shows off every aspect of your ass. They just say "I only wear them cause they're comfortable"


But if I wear them to school I'll get in trouble and the "they're comfortable" excuse won't work.

I think they should make pants like that that say "The Game" on the butt

This is what women do.


They want you to look so they can catch you looking.


Then they can cause a big scene and call you a pervert and shit.


Fucking women.

pull em down and bend over