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Submitted: 05/29/2012
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#1 - Carthusia (05/29/2012) [+] (1 reply)
well done OP, well done.
#10 - thesentry (05/30/2012) [+] (1 reply)
If you use the electric vibrator near water, you will come and go at the same time.  ~OP
If you use the electric vibrator near water, you will come and go at the same time. ~OP
User avatar #3 - deathlordgusta (05/29/2012) [+] (2 replies)
doubles your chances on a saturday night date, so no date would be a double fail
#8 - maddkorean (05/29/2012) [-]
Steve Jobs, what in the fuck? ._.

Pic semi-related.
User avatar #2 - thewhiteape (05/29/2012) [-]
"sex is like pizza when its good its good when its bad its still pretty good" - Joe Torre former manager of the New York Yankees (probably someone else first but this is where i heard it first)
#7 - anonymous (05/29/2012) [-]
New found respect for Steve Jobs.
#40 - willywally (05/30/2012) [+] (3 replies)
This, this is where the funny is.
#39 - doopleganger (05/30/2012) [-]
Comment Picture
#5 - bitchimflawless (05/29/2012) [+] (1 reply)
#46 - ridemyark (05/30/2012) [-]
this is funny because its a repost
#35 - jrook (05/30/2012) [+] (4 replies)
lol learn how to use quotes. The second panel reads

"You know," that look "when women want sex? Me neither"



Who is that look and why is it quoted in a quote from Mr Martin?
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#12 - strumzz (05/30/2012) [-]
Fucking repost -_-
User avatar #44 - steamwhistler ONLINE (05/30/2012) [-]
LMFAO! Everyone of these was hilarious, but the last one killed me!
User avatar #43 - LocoJoe (05/30/2012) [-]
George Burns died on my birthday. Fucking feels.
User avatar #9 - insanepain ONLINE (05/30/2012) [-]
OP Must be very sexually fustrated...

Thinking about such thinks this obsessively must not be good for the soul.
#45 - anonymous (05/30/2012) [-]
Yea, that sounds like something that douchebag Clancy would say.

He does love his money...
#42 - anonymous (05/30/2012) [-]
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User avatar #48 - nsizzle (05/30/2012) [-]
The quote about bisexuality isn't really right. You'd have to halve the time you would normally spend talking to each potential conquest in order for that to be true.
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