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#188 - trashboat (05/30/2012) [-]
HFW
#189 to #188 - N. Korean citizen (05/30/2012) [-]
What the fu­ck d­id you just fu­cking say about me, you little bit­ch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fu­ck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fu­cking words. You think you can get away with saying that sh­it to me over the Internet? Think again, fu­cker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fu­cking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little sh­it. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fu­cking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you godd­amn idiot. I will s­hit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fu­cking dead, kiddo.
#226 to #189 - N. Korean citizen (05/30/2012) [-]
He's the top sniper in the Armed Forces

He's a Navy Seal that graduated the top of his class

He's tracking your IP, even as we speak

He once killed a man over a one word comment made over the internet.

He is the 9gag army

"I don't always go on the internet, but when I do, I prefer 9gag."

Stay thristy, my friends.
#215 to #189 - trashboat (05/30/2012) [-]
Ha! Yeah right, this is probably what you're doing right now...
#211 to #189 - verther (05/30/2012) [-]
so if FJ just now getting this old ass copypasta?
#207 to #189 - N. Korean citizen (05/30/2012) [-]
ha 'gorilla warfare'
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#200 to #189 - wickedklown (05/30/2012) [-]
sure you are, your such a bad ass that you have to post as anonymous. my guess is that at best your a water boy in the military same as the role pauly shore played in the movie "in the army now" only he was cooler
User avatar #196 to #189 - thapishere (05/30/2012) [-]
Top in class in Navy Seals. On Funny Junk. Riiiiight.jpg
#194 to #189 - N. Korean citizen (05/30/2012) [-]
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#191 to #189 - N. Korean citizen (05/30/2012) [-]
overreacting nigger is overreacting
#192 to #191 - teutoburg ONLINE (05/30/2012) [-]
thats copy pasta brah
#193 to #192 - noboro (05/30/2012) [-]
Its true. I've read the exact same thing before.
Its true. I've read the exact same thing before.
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